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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-05-08 06:05 pm

71 | Video/Action for Pallet Town

[Video A]
[Today’s the 8th. That means another video (or three) from Cobra. He’s standing next to a building in Pallet Town wearing what appears to be a winter coat despite the fact that it’s May. And he doesn’t seem to be very happy about his demands being met.]

I had thought that the threat of complete annihilation would be enough to get what I want. Apparently, I was wrong. Apparently mere words are not enough to convince you all to make the right decisions even when those words come from someone such as myself. Sssso since I failed to convince you with words, you now leave me no choice but to offer a demonstration of what I’m capable of.

[And with that, Cobra produces a small remote from his pocket and pushes a button.]

Keep an eye on your PokéGears. Ssssoon you shall have proof that my threats were far from empty!

[Video B]
[About fifteen minutes after the first broadcast ends, there’s a second video from Cobra. Same location as before, but there appears to be some sort of freak storm going on. Hail, lightning, high winds, and even some snow. Cobra’s keeping his Pokémon off screen and separated in order to make it look as natural as possible. Or well as natural as a freak ice storm in early May can be.

And the whole time this is going on, Cobra’s cackling like an idiot again. Unfortunately, this goes on for quite a while before he cuts the feed.]


[Video C]
[Tired of Cobra yet? Yes? Too bad. There’s a third video sometime later, showing the aftermath of the storm. Nothing’s leveled or anything like that, but the Pokémon equivalent of Home Depot is probably going to be pretty busy over the next couple weeks or so.]

Take a good look at thisss! Take a good look and remember that next time, it will be wor-

[Okay, hang on, there’s something off screen taking up most of Cobra’s attention.]

Under arrest? Is thissss some sort of joke? You dare arrest me?

[After several minutes of arguing and trying to threaten his way out of this, Cobra’s finally handcuffed.]

You can’t do thissss to me! You’ll pay for thissss! I have rights! I want a lawyer! You’ll pay for thisss!

[And with that, Cobra’s final video for the day comes to a close.]

{OOC: Okay, here’s the attack/arrest that goes with this. Just let me know which video(s) are being responded to. If anyone’s actually in Pallet Town, feel free to encounter Cobra or one of his Pokemon. He has Castform, Vanilluxe, Electrode, Drifblim, Gyarados, and Abomasnow with him.

Additionally, responses to Video C will be coming from Cobra's jail cell!}
foolishwren: and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate (I've got one foot in the darkness)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-09 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Is it bad that Heather literally made some popcorn and just sort of WAITED for something along the lines of the third video to show up?]

You tried.
foolishwren: through BOFA all things are possible, so jot THAT down (well FIRST of all)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-12 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[She visibly takes a kernel of the corn and pops it into her mouth.]

Don't worry, I think people can tell you tried super hard.

You get a gold star.
foolishwren: and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate (I've got one foot in the darkness)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-13 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno.

Maybe you could bribe the police with it.

I mean, it is a gold star.
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-14 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Can't hurt to try! What're they gonna do, double-arrest you?
foolishwren: are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what (what happens after kidz bop 68??)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-15 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?

I don't think they're allowed to do that...

[She actually has no idea.]
foolishwren: i goig to fucking GET YOU (BREAKING NEWS:)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-16 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
All evidence speaks to the contrary!

[She's just sort of... being awful at this point, taunting Cobra while he's IN JAIL is kind of like kicking a crated puppy.]
foolishwren: guess that makes me HOTTER than U (you're cooler than me??)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-16 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, whatever evidence they used to ARREST you, for one thing.
foolishwren: Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage brutally unfold (ill tell u this right now: im from hell)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-18 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
So the videos of you cackling maniacally and making your Pokemon blow up Pallet aren't evidence, then.
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-20 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
But we basically all saw it.

[Well... not everybody in PERSON, but... yeah! Eyewitnesses!]