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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2014-11-17 01:27 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2014-11-17 01:27 pm
94 | Video
[Cobra's off in what appears to be a wooded area today. There's a house off to the side which...doesn't really do much to identify where he is, but still, a house!]
Greetings citizens of Johto, Kanto. It's been ssssome time since I've had reason to addresssss you all like this.
[Technically, he just made a broadcast last month, but that's not really what he's talking about. ...but on a possibly related note, it has been a few months since he attacked that news station.
And he's still showing off that house in the background. Look, he rented it. He wants you all to see what he does with his money.]
Over the years certain individuals, myssself among them, have perpetrated various acts of violence and terrorism on thissss world, usually utilizing either Pokemon...or more conventional methods, ssssuch as that little war waged in Ecruteak the other day.
[Or maybe it wasn't so little, doesn't really matter. Cobra wants to talk about Cobra and his accomplishments today, not what that “Seth” guy is doing over in Ecruteak.]
Sssso I've decided that it's time to try something new. A blending of conventional weaponry and Pokemon as it were. A project I've dubbed Project M.E.T.A.L.!
[Magnetic Emission Tactical Assault Laser, if anyone's curious and doesn't feel like asking. A fancy name for...shooting things with Magnezones. Or what are going to one day be Magnezones.]
Of course, at this point, we all know that actions ssssspeak far louder than words, sssso I've arranged for a little demonstration.
[Okay, so now the house is going to come into play, since Cobra's focusing on it with the camera.]
Ready...aim...fire!
[And from off camera comes a beam of some sort that's uh...well, if anyone's seen Flash Cannon, sort of like that. Except it's a bit larger since it's about six of them aligned to fire together and impact the wall of that house.
...the house that he rented just to do this. Yup. This is what Cobra Commander does with his money.
With that demonstration done, he'll switch to audio until he gets over there, so enjoy the background music for the Mahogany area and the sound of Cobra walking for a moment.
Okay, it's live again and there's a lovely view of the wrecked wall as well as the interior of the room behind the wall which looks blasted all to hell. It could be worse, but suffice to say, he is not getting his deposit back. But enough about that, he's going to turn the camera to himself so he can address everyone personally.]
No doubt ssssome of you are unimpressed. But consider thisss a taste of things to come. The finished product will be much more devastating, and I guarantee it will be unlike anything this world has ever ssssseen!
[And he'll just cackle into the camera before ending the feed because that's his usual way of ending these things.]
{OOC: So, as you some of you might have noticed, Cobra's been mentioning that he's been working on something for the last few months. This is part of it! When it's all finished in a couple of months or so, there'll definitely be more information on it and the chance to foil his stupid evil, okay mostly stupid, plan. So this is basically phase one of a much larger stupid thing.
And this was mod approved by Sunny and Alex!}
Greetings citizens of Johto, Kanto. It's been ssssome time since I've had reason to addresssss you all like this.
[Technically, he just made a broadcast last month, but that's not really what he's talking about. ...but on a possibly related note, it has been a few months since he attacked that news station.
And he's still showing off that house in the background. Look, he rented it. He wants you all to see what he does with his money.]
Over the years certain individuals, myssself among them, have perpetrated various acts of violence and terrorism on thissss world, usually utilizing either Pokemon...or more conventional methods, ssssuch as that little war waged in Ecruteak the other day.
[Or maybe it wasn't so little, doesn't really matter. Cobra wants to talk about Cobra and his accomplishments today, not what that “Seth” guy is doing over in Ecruteak.]
Sssso I've decided that it's time to try something new. A blending of conventional weaponry and Pokemon as it were. A project I've dubbed Project M.E.T.A.L.!
[Magnetic Emission Tactical Assault Laser, if anyone's curious and doesn't feel like asking. A fancy name for...shooting things with Magnezones. Or what are going to one day be Magnezones.]
Of course, at this point, we all know that actions ssssspeak far louder than words, sssso I've arranged for a little demonstration.
[Okay, so now the house is going to come into play, since Cobra's focusing on it with the camera.]
Ready...aim...fire!
[And from off camera comes a beam of some sort that's uh...well, if anyone's seen Flash Cannon, sort of like that. Except it's a bit larger since it's about six of them aligned to fire together and impact the wall of that house.
...the house that he rented just to do this. Yup. This is what Cobra Commander does with his money.
With that demonstration done, he'll switch to audio until he gets over there, so enjoy the background music for the Mahogany area and the sound of Cobra walking for a moment.
Okay, it's live again and there's a lovely view of the wrecked wall as well as the interior of the room behind the wall which looks blasted all to hell. It could be worse, but suffice to say, he is not getting his deposit back. But enough about that, he's going to turn the camera to himself so he can address everyone personally.]
No doubt ssssome of you are unimpressed. But consider thisss a taste of things to come. The finished product will be much more devastating, and I guarantee it will be unlike anything this world has ever ssssseen!
[And he'll just cackle into the camera before ending the feed because that's his usual way of ending these things.]
{OOC: So, as you some of you might have noticed, Cobra's been mentioning that he's been working on something for the last few months. This is part of it! When it's all finished in a couple of months or so, there'll definitely be more information on it and the chance to foil his stupid evil, okay mostly stupid, plan. So this is basically phase one of a much larger stupid thing.
And this was mod approved by Sunny and Alex!}
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that is just NOT ON. she is going to DEFIANTLY POSE at the screen because she cannot stand for this future injustice!]
Not if I have anything to say about it, you won't! And I'm not even going to get sidetracked by looking for somebody's lost Pokemon this time, either, so you'd better watch out!
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[He has no idea what's going on.]
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...that was a bad idea!
[DON'T TELL THE VILLAINS ABOUT YOUR ADVENTURES, CYNTHIA]
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You...took a detour from sssstopping a bomb threat to go find a...a lossst Pokemon at the park!?
[Is he understanding this right because that's what he's hearing and it sounds like some really weird prioritizing here.]
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You don't know how hard it is to find a Metapod in a park full of Metapods!
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[Hang on, let him think of something appropriate.]
Ssssomeone as easily dissstracted as you can stand a chance of stopping me? Don't make me laugh!
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[Oh wait, he's about all of those things. And he's admitted as much in the past.
So um.]
Don't bother! Get in my way, and you're certain to regret it!
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[...NOBODY LET THIS CHILD NEAR A SCIENCE TEXTBOOK]
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They're called germs, you idiot! And you can't kick them, they're far too ssssmall!
[...wait actually.]
Unlessss of course you shrink down to their size or someone forces them to grow.
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But shrinking down to punch them would be a pretty great idea, actually. That'd keep everyone from getting sick no problem!
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[A pause.]
And fail!
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So there!