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I suggest you all watch what happens next.
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[Cobra Commander has his Gear propped up on a table. He’s standing in front of it, and behind him is a homemade banner, a blue sheet with a crude drawing of the insignia on his outfit.]

For those of you who don’t know who I am, I am Cobra Commander! For those of you who do know, I have no doubt you are reacting in your usual manner. Preparing to laugh at me or better yet, ignore me completely. Well that sssstops right now!

If my demands are not met by tomorrow afternoon, I will carry out more attacks like today’s! Those demands are as follows: 1 million in unmarked bills and the HM for Fly left in a brown bag on the roof of the Goldenrod Department Store, the immediate evacuation of Cianwood City and the creation of a legal document declaring me sole owner of ssssaid city, the immediate release of any Team Rocket members currently held in prison, and, I’m forgetting something, what was it? Oh yes, to be declared absolute ruler of Johto!

As I sssaid earlier, if these demands are not met, there will be more attacks like the one currently in progress. For those not in Violet City, allow me to explain. As we sssspeak, the Pokémon Academy is being flooded with deadly poison gas! And there’s nothing any of you can do to sssstop it! I’ll remind you again, if my demands are not met within the next 24 hours, then you all can expect more attacks in the weeks and months to come!

[The remainder of the feed is just Cobra Commander cackling. It’s a seemingly never ending broadcast of AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA until it finally ends.]

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Look, asshole, if you want to pick fights, then how 'bout you do it with someone who can fight back and leave innocent kids out of this?!

[He snorts.]

I don't think you understand how thissss works. I'll attack whoever and whatever I choose until my demands are met!

Fuck your demands! No one's gonna do the shit you ask for, especially not after what you've done!

Then there will be more attacks!

And you think I'll let you do that?!

Of course you are.

[Snickering.]

After all, I'm an idiot! A moron! Dumb! Sssstupid! I'm obviousssly not someone you should bother with!

[He hasn't forgotten any of that, and he's rather enjoying being taken seriously for once.]

We finally agree on something! Yeah, you sure are all of the above, can't argue with that.

[... In case it wasn't obvious he's making fun of you, Cobra, this smug smile on his face may be an indication.]

Still, you got one thing wrong: there's no way in hell I'd let ya pull off such crap again!

Try and you like! You won't sssstop me!

[He's not happy about his attempt to mock Crow failing.]

Keh! We'll see 'bout that.

We certainly will!

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