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I suggest you all watch what happens next.
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[Cobra Commander has his Gear propped up on a table. He’s standing in front of it, and behind him is a homemade banner, a blue sheet with a crude drawing of the insignia on his outfit.]

For those of you who don’t know who I am, I am Cobra Commander! For those of you who do know, I have no doubt you are reacting in your usual manner. Preparing to laugh at me or better yet, ignore me completely. Well that sssstops right now!

If my demands are not met by tomorrow afternoon, I will carry out more attacks like today’s! Those demands are as follows: 1 million in unmarked bills and the HM for Fly left in a brown bag on the roof of the Goldenrod Department Store, the immediate evacuation of Cianwood City and the creation of a legal document declaring me sole owner of ssssaid city, the immediate release of any Team Rocket members currently held in prison, and, I’m forgetting something, what was it? Oh yes, to be declared absolute ruler of Johto!

As I sssaid earlier, if these demands are not met, there will be more attacks like the one currently in progress. For those not in Violet City, allow me to explain. As we sssspeak, the Pokémon Academy is being flooded with deadly poison gas! And there’s nothing any of you can do to sssstop it! I’ll remind you again, if my demands are not met within the next 24 hours, then you all can expect more attacks in the weeks and months to come!

[The remainder of the feed is just Cobra Commander cackling. It’s a seemingly never ending broadcast of AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA until it finally ends.]

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Yes, that's very true, isn't it - however, if it's a large enough assault against your shores, wouldn't that make a surround-and-capture easier for your enemies?

[He's thought of this one too.]

Of course not! If, no when I am given control of Cianwood, I will generously offer its use as an air base to our superiors. I highly doubt any ssssort of invasion force these people could muster would be able to stand against helicopters carrying squadrons of Rockets and their Pokemon.

[...huh.]

Well then! Perhaps I'm impressed.

[...no, really, those were legitimate questions, rather than an attempt to trip you up or imply that thinking things through hadn't been done, good sir; after all, Kimblee is the sort to think very little through before he just kind of plows right on ahead with it, so.

Sounds legit.]

I wish you the best of luck, then, in your attempts at conquest; just keep in mind that we may eventually face greater enemies than whomever happens to have been brought here against their will.

By greater enemies you mean what, exactly?

[He might have some ideas on how to handle those too.]

These "Elite Four" that have yet to show their faces, for one.

I personally hope they do ssssoon. The sssooner we know about them, the sooner a plan can be developed to deal with them!

So I'm assuming no one has heard anything about them in all the time you've been here. From what I understand, you've been here for a while - nothing in all that time, then?

Nothing that I remember hearing about!

Well, if you ask me, that implies that they're either going to be powerful beyond belief or hilariously anticlimactic.

At least, that's what I'm hoping. It'll just be disappointing, otherwise.

Either way, they'll be dealt with if they get in my way! Just like everyone else who dares to cross Cobra Commander!

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