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I suggest you all watch what happens next.
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[Cobra Commander has his Gear propped up on a table. He’s standing in front of it, and behind him is a homemade banner, a blue sheet with a crude drawing of the insignia on his outfit.]

For those of you who don’t know who I am, I am Cobra Commander! For those of you who do know, I have no doubt you are reacting in your usual manner. Preparing to laugh at me or better yet, ignore me completely. Well that sssstops right now!

If my demands are not met by tomorrow afternoon, I will carry out more attacks like today’s! Those demands are as follows: 1 million in unmarked bills and the HM for Fly left in a brown bag on the roof of the Goldenrod Department Store, the immediate evacuation of Cianwood City and the creation of a legal document declaring me sole owner of ssssaid city, the immediate release of any Team Rocket members currently held in prison, and, I’m forgetting something, what was it? Oh yes, to be declared absolute ruler of Johto!

As I sssaid earlier, if these demands are not met, there will be more attacks like the one currently in progress. For those not in Violet City, allow me to explain. As we sssspeak, the Pokémon Academy is being flooded with deadly poison gas! And there’s nothing any of you can do to sssstop it! I’ll remind you again, if my demands are not met within the next 24 hours, then you all can expect more attacks in the weeks and months to come!

[The remainder of the feed is just Cobra Commander cackling. It’s a seemingly never ending broadcast of AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA until it finally ends.]

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You do know that in order to blow the gas out a window or a door will require moving it throughout the building and exposing more people? Not to mention any unfortunate individuals who may be in the immediate area.

He could just bust a hole in the roof and send it up super high.

Your brain is clearly defective! Blasting a hole in the roof would send parts of the roof into the air, and what comes up, must come down!

Right on the heads of the people of Violet City!

Not if you use enough power. You'd shoot it into the stratosphere and it'd dissolve!

And if the junk happens to hit a satellite before dissolving?

It's gas. It's not gonna hurt a satellite.

Not the gas, you idiot! The parts of the roof blown up into the sky to make a hole for the gas to escape from!

Who says there's even a satellite out there?

Who sssays there isn't?

This is stupid.

It is not!

You're worse than a 5 year old! Who could probably mop the floor with you!

Of course I'm worse than a five year old! What sssort of five year old would do something like thissss?

[Totally misunderstanding what Danny means. Yup.]

....No, a five year old would do something more elaborate.

Elaborate? You want elaborate? Then that's exactly what you're going to get! I'll make ssssure my plots are far more ssspectacular in the future! And you'll have no one to blame but yourself!

Riiiight. Because you can do so much from a jail cell.

I won't be in a jail cell! No one's going to catch me!

It's not like you've got an escape route. You're one guy. Any available trainer in the area is going to come over there and wipe you out.

I don't need an escape route!

[He cackles some more.]

I'm ssssimply going to walk out of town! And no one will stop me!

What about Officer Jenny? Or anyone who sees this feed?

It's hard to arrest someone without knowing what they look like.

So...you're gonna take that stupid mask off when you leave then? Disown all your Pokémon too?

I won't be disowning anything!

[No, he'll just be throwing anything that can be easily traced back to him into the box and departing with a much smaller roster.]

Whatever. You're not going to get away with holding kids hostage.

I'm not holding anyone hostage! Not yet!

[Cackling.]

But thank you for the idea!

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