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Current Location: Goldenrod City: Rocket Base

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I demand to know what progress you’ve made on producing the items I requested. Report in as soon as you get this message. I have further instructions for both of you if you are finished.

[With that taken care of, the following message is sent out on the public network, in text of course, since Cobra Commander is still of the opinion that no one knows who he is if he sticks to text.]

I have a question for all of Johto. If someone asked you to pick your favorite place in all of Johto, where would it be?

{OOC: Private texts are related to this. Throwing out the link again in case anyone else is interested in participating.}

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Relax boss, it's all been completed.

[[....like two days after you asked he is definitely not bored or anything]]

What else did you need from me?

I've taken care of acquiring the necessary materials for deployment. We need to discuss where, when, and how these are going to be planted.

Of course. What did you have in mind?

The target is the Goldenrod City Game Corner. Are you familiar with that location?

[[Kato is seated in his room, legs crossed and an amused smile on his face as he switches his 'Gear to audio, twirling a small machine part in the fingers of his free hand.]]

I'm aware of it, yes. You want to bring the whole place down, then?

Sssomething like that.

[He'd rather not see it reduced to rubble since a casino can always be used as a legitimate front for other not so legitimate activities.]

Before I explain how this is going to happen, how do the explosives work? Are they timed?

[It doesn't really matter. The only reason he wants to know is so he can alter the speech he plans to make if needed.]

That depends on what you require. I can alter the detonation mechanism depending on whether you want it to be timed or reactive.

If you don't want the building destroyed I may need to tweak the power of the charge. That's a fairly simple process, though.

Then make it reactive, and lower the charge. After all, we may have use for that building in the future.

Now then, thissss is how things are going to work. Three days from now, on the 16th, you and Kimblee need to get to the roof of the Department Store. There you'll find two boxes hidden behind the vending machines. One for you, and one from him. Inside, you'll find a business card, a toolkit, and your payment. Remove the contents of the box, insert the mailbomb and the remote and put the box back behind the machine. I will persssonally see to that end of the operation.

Your cover, as stated on the cards, will be authorized slot machine repairmen. You're entering the game corner to repair a damaged slot machine that some careless fool busted the day before. This fool, fortunately knew some friends in that line of work who could repair the machine the next day. Place one bomb inside the broken machine. Then conveniently notice some other damaged equipment that is in need of additional repairs and...replacement parts. Is that clear enough?

Once you're finished, contact me on this frequency to let me know the job is done. I'll handle things from there.

[He's almost done talking, but there's one more thing he needs to add.]

Also, you may wish to disguise your identity. I can't promise that no one will remember the repairman tinkering with the machines the day before they exploded.

[[Kato listens quietly, a smile creeping across his face when Cobra mentions disguises.]]

Sounds like it will require quite a performance.

You don't need to worry. Everything will go as planned.

Good. I hope that it does!

[He's pretty much biting his tongue to avoid throwing in a "for your sake." at the end of that sentence.]

We'll be sure to keep you informed. Was there anything else you needed of me?

No. That's all I needed to ssssay.

Sprout Tower. I guess it grew on me.

[Is it a trap or does Smoker legitimately have no idea he's telling this to Cobra Commander? Who can say.]

[Well there's a face the Commander hasn't seen in a while, and it's one he's not very fond of.]

Do you visit it often?

[Switches to text!]

Not as much anymore. It's been awhile. Travel is always more preferred anyway.

[So he shouldn't expect to run into Smoker if he targets the Tower. That's good to know.]

So then you're one of those people who enjoy traveling rather than staying in the same place for long?

[Except that Smoker will fly right out there. Not Sprout Tower!]

Doesn't everyone?

You'd be surprised how many people prefer to stay in one place. There's quite a few.

What possible advantage is there to that?

You'd have to ask each person that. I'm sure they have their reasons.

[This isn't how texting works, Cobra...]

... Somewhere where you're not at...?

What do you mean by that?

What I me--

[Wait a minute, it seems he seriously expects him to share his list of favorite places with him...

To troll, or not to troll.

And since when is that even a question?]

--Nothing! 'S just a joke, forget it. [Crow gives him a sunny smile.] As for my favorite place... I'd say Ice Path!

[Here's hoping you go there and get frostbite, Cobra.]

The Ice Path? You're certain? Out of everywhere in Johto, that's what you'd choose?

[He has a hard time believing that anyone would enjoy being there.]

'Course! Who wouldn't? Now that the summer's drawing close, it feels like heaven to walk through it. Plus, 's an ice rink completely for free!

[Where is he going with this HE DOESN'T EVEN--]

And c'mon, haven't you heard the news? 'S the most popular place to visit right now! Seems like somewhere deep inside the cave, there's some powerful, legendary Pokémon frozen in ice, waiting to be discovered! Everyone wants to be the first to find and catch it!

[... Crow, April Fools' was two weeks ago.]

[What is he hearing? How could anyone like that place? And legendary Pokemon? Yeah right, all he's ever seen people broadcast is ice, ice, and more ice.]

Is this some sort of joke?

[You have no idea how much of his willpower it takes for him not to burst out laughing in front of the camera right now.]

Wha-- 'Course not! Why would I joke 'bout that?

[NO SERIOUSLY. Just look at this completely genuine surprise and confusion!]

[Well, that face looks serious enough, but he's having a hard time buying this.]

Because no one likes the Ice Path.

'S what you say. [Idiot.] But a little bird told me otherwise!

[...wow okay that was a terrible pun. MOVING ON.]

Why are you asking, anyway? Looking for a place to go for holidays?

[He needs to think of a reason. Quick. One that could never be tied to Cobra Commander.]

No. I'm collecting information. For a guidebook.

[Laaameee.]

... Shouldn't you be the one telling us what we should see, not the other way round?

[Well doesn't he sound sooo smug.]

[Crap. Time to come up with some more lies.]

It's a guide to the most popular locations according to the people of Johto.

Uh-huh. Cool. [He doesn't buy it, of course, but fine, let's play along with this.] Looking forward to seeing it in bookstores!

So, what's your favorite place...? [It's very likely he'll just lie again, but if there's a slim chance of perhaps getting a clue to where the jerk's hiding, then Crow will take it.]

My favorite place? That's a good question. I'd have to say Mahogany Town. It has that quiet out of the way small town feel.

[Making it the perfect place to hide a secret base. Too bad some people had to ruin that a while back.]

[Not sorry.]

Mahogany, you say... [He lets out a thoughtful hum.]

... 'S where you go to write your book in peace and quiet?

[What is this subtlety you speak of.]

Maybe. I haven't decided where I'm going to do that yet.

Be sure to lemme know! I've been everywhere in Johto already, I can tell ya 'bout some nice places.

I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

Consider me to be awaiting further instructions, then.

[Like with Kato, he'll switch to Audio from here.]

I need you to place the devices in the Goldenrod City Game Corner. I've already taken it upon myself to procure the necessary materials and identification for the both of you. Are you prepared to receive detailed instructions about the operation?

[He'll be following suit, then; the anticipation is likely incredibly obvious in his tone.

Let's do this thing.]

Always.

[Oh he can definitely hear it. And he's always happy to hear enthusiasm from his subordinates.]

Very well then! On the morning of the 16th, the two of you will report to the top floor of the Department Store. Behind the vending machines will be two boxes! There is one for each of you containing tools, fake business cards identifying you as a licensed repairman for the Game Corner's machines, and a rather generous amount of money as payment. Take the items! Then place the mailbomb in one of the boxes and put it back behind the machines! From there, head to the Game Corner and tell them you're there to fix the broken machine. I guarantee you there will be at least one. Place one bomb in each broken machine and then conveniently sssspot other machines that need spare parts. Once you're finished, leave, and I'll take care of the rest.

Do you have any questions or was that clear enough?

It was perfectly clear, yes.

You've been more than generous, and I really must thank you for the opportunity. Although, if I may - should you find yourself pleased with my performance, I believe I may have something to discuss with you regarding...a merger of sorts, let's say. Among other things.

I'll explain myself further in due time; until then, hold off on the monetary payment on my end.

You don't want money?

[He's very obviously surprised by this.]

Fine. We'll discuss whatever it is you have planned later. After the operation.

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