47 | Audio

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[After spending the past week, slumped over in his room unconscious, there were a few things that Cobra Commander should probably be concerned about. But those can wait, because he’d rather turn on his gear and cackle like a madman for the next few minutes over the network.]

Oh, thisss is truly the perfect thing to wake up to. Unlike before, when I was so rudely ripped away from taking back what was rightfully mine; thisss time there wasn’t anything like that! Meaning conquering Johto and making all of you miserable is now my number one priority! This place now has my complete and undivided attention! And that means-

[He stops there, not really feeling up to continuing his tirade at the moment. Spending a week without any sort of food, or any sort of water beyond what his Pokemon could get probably had something to do with that.]

Just think about what that means!

[The feed ends there, and about an hour later, another one starts on the Rocket channel. It’s short and straight to the point.]

[Private Audio for Rockets]
I need to know if anything important happened during the past week. If it did, let me know! Immediately!

Comments

[Audio]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

If I win the important ones, the war is mine. Which it will be! And as long as I ssselect my targets carefully, which I've been doing, no one will ever capture me! So there!

[Audio]

[usedcharm]

Yeah? Well we'll show you!

[She's so mature.]

[Audio]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

We? Who is this we you ssspeak of?

[usedcharm]

That's for me to know and you to find out.

[There is no we, she's making all of this up.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Oh, I'll find out! I will! I definitely will! And when I do, you'll wish I hadn't!

[usedcharm]

Yeah? Well we'll just see about that!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That's right! We will sssee about that! But I can tell you thisss right now, you're not going to like what you see!

[usedcharm]

I'm going to like it just fine, because what I'll get to see is you losing.

You can't do bad things like this and expect to get away with them.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I can get away with them, and I will! Because I'm not going to lose to the likes of you! Ever!

[usedcharm]

We'll see if that's how you feel once you've lost!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Weren't you lissstening? I'm not going to be losing to the likes of you! Or to anyone! Not here! Not back home! Not ever!

[usedcharm]

Weren't you listening? I'm telling you that you're wrong. You're going to lose, because we're going to beat you.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Maybe you're the one who needs to lisssten! You're the one who's wrong! And you won't be beating anyone!

[usedcharm]

When you lose I'm going to tell you that I told you so.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Don't hold your breath, because I already said that's not going to happen!

[usedcharm]

One of us is wrong, and it's not me.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You're wrong about that! It is you! And if you keep arguing with me, you'll find out just how wrong you are!

[usedcharm]

I'm not wrong and I'm going to prove it!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

The only thing you're going to be proving is that you're the one who's wrong!

[usedcharm]

We'll just see about that!

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That's right! We will!

[He'll disconnect now. But this is far from over as far as he's concerned.]