51 | Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[The feed displays one Cobra Commander. One Cobra Commander who apparently doesn’t care about hiding his location today. He’s in an office, and it’s the same one the Rockets have seen on his last video, but it may be a somewhat hard to figure out since the camera’s shaking back and forth. Also, he’s yelling. Really loudly. If this office wasn’t part of Team Rocket, there’d probably be an officer en route to issue citations for disturbing the peace.]

Look at thissss! Look at it!

[The camera swings around to show an open crate. It’s rather large, but doesn’t seem to have much in it. There are some scraps of colored paper on the bottom of it, and that’s about it.]

Thisss crate was carrying very important cargo and one of you had the audacity to sssteal it! And not just ssteal it, but leave me thisss…this garbage in its place!

[Yet another camera turn to a desk, clearly Cobra Commander does not care if anyone gets motion sickness from his rage fueled camerawork. On top of the desk are several items, and he takes the time to focus on each one of them. The first is an overturned sack and an assortment of play money, some of it shredded into confetti. The second is a plastic disc, similar to HM02. The third is an obviously fake deed for Cianwood City. Now that everyone’s gotten a good look at this stuff, the Commander finally turns the camera to his face, and he's definitely not done yelling yet.]

One of you decided to steal my property and replace it with thisss junk! And I have a very good idea of who it was sssince they were stupid enough to leave a note! And you will pay! You will pay dearly! I will recover my property and make sure you ssssuffer for your little joke! On earth I’ve held the world hostage and brought nations to their knees! I’ve committed numerous criminal acts here in Johto, and all of that will pale in comparison to what I’m going to do when I find you! All of them! I’ll use every connection I have in Johto and Kanto to have you found and destroyed! And if anyone tries to help you or get in my way, then they’ll suffer the sssame fate! Or worse!

And to that brat who thought he could assault me and get away with it, I haven’t forgotten about that! I’ll get you too! Remember that! No one attacks Cobra Commander and gets away with it! Especially not you!

[He could go on and on, but he'll cut the feed there. Being attacked and robbed in the same week has done wonders for his temper.]

Comments

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What?

[And miss Cobra Commander actually winning?]

You can't! You wouldn't dare!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Who's to say? I sleep a lot, you know. It's really important. So if you somehow manage to catch whoever this is or whatever, there's a good chance I'll be asleep. And I'm not waiting up for something that unlikely to happen.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It is not unlikely to happen! It is going to happen and there's absolutely nothing you can do to ssstop it!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Still see no reason to expect it any time soon.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

The only reason I'm giving you, and the only reason you need is because I ssssaid so!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

You do realize your words don't hold any weight, right?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course they hold weight! In fact, they hold more weight than yours! Than anyone's!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

No, they really don't.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

They really do!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

No, they don't.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

They do!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

They don't.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I did not ask for your opinion! They are, and that's final!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

I hardly listen to my country's king when he tries to tell me what to do. You really think I'd listen to you?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't care about your country's king! You should lisssten to me because I sssaid so!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

That's not a good reason at all.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That's right! It's not a good reason! It's the best reason!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

No, it's really not.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I am in no mood to argue with you! Just accept that it was a good reason and ssstop trying to challenge my authority!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

How can I challenge what you don't have, even if it wouldn't be a pain in the ass?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I have plenty of authority!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Well, that much I'll agree with. I'm honestly fine with you having no authority at all.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I didn't sssay that! I have authority here! Actual authority!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Oh? How so? 'Cause I certainly don't see it.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

And you won't be ssseeing it! Not unless I want you to! And I don't!