Cobra Commander (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-09-16 05:02 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-09-16 05:02 pm
59 | Video + Private Text
[Hey Johto, Kanto! Guess who finally got out of that Well, hopped on his Skarmory, and plans on never returning to Azalea Town again?
Cobra Commander has video on, and is using one of those nondescript Rocket base rooms again. Also, he’s still in a noticeably bad mood after the past few days.]
First of all, while I was …detained over the past few days, I received at least three messages full of ssssome garbage about Beedrills and crushes and I don’t even remember what else! But it was ssstupid and reading them was a waste of my time! Those of you who decided to ssspend your time sending me this ridiculous nonsense should consider yourselves lucky that I have no way of finding out who you are! Otherwise, you would regret the decision to send those messages for the rest of your natural lives!
[His life was already sucking by being trapped in the well. Hearing about his true crush and Skuntanks didn’t exactly make things better.]
Now then, as you all should remember, I promised to attack the place I hate the most in Johto! And I did! No doubt you were all out sssearching, probably even in that horrible weather, trying to ssstop me! And you failed! So without any further delay, allow me to reveal my plan!
[Despite what he said, he’s going to delay the announcement for dramatic effect.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Okay, now!]
I poisoned the Slowpoke Well! And there’s nothing any of you can do about it now!
[There’s the usual villainous laughter from Cobra as the feed ends.]
[Private Text to Kato]
Returned to base. Ready to discuss things as soon as possible.
Cobra Commander has video on, and is using one of those nondescript Rocket base rooms again. Also, he’s still in a noticeably bad mood after the past few days.]
First of all, while I was …detained over the past few days, I received at least three messages full of ssssome garbage about Beedrills and crushes and I don’t even remember what else! But it was ssstupid and reading them was a waste of my time! Those of you who decided to ssspend your time sending me this ridiculous nonsense should consider yourselves lucky that I have no way of finding out who you are! Otherwise, you would regret the decision to send those messages for the rest of your natural lives!
[His life was already sucking by being trapped in the well. Hearing about his true crush and Skuntanks didn’t exactly make things better.]
Now then, as you all should remember, I promised to attack the place I hate the most in Johto! And I did! No doubt you were all out sssearching, probably even in that horrible weather, trying to ssstop me! And you failed! So without any further delay, allow me to reveal my plan!
[Despite what he said, he’s going to delay the announcement for dramatic effect.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Okay, now!]
I poisoned the Slowpoke Well! And there’s nothing any of you can do about it now!
[There’s the usual villainous laughter from Cobra as the feed ends.]
[Private Text to Kato]
Returned to base. Ready to discuss things as soon as possible.
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You don't wanna tell me because you know the answer sounds totally stupid.
I understand.
It's okay.
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