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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Cobra Commander had planned for this video to be a triumphant announcement of his new alliance with the Fuchsia City Gym. However, since that didn’t happen, any viewers will be greeted by Cobra screaming at the Gear. The background is partially obscured by one of the segments making up his Steelix’s body, but he’s definitely outside.]

I cannot believe thisssss! How dare they! How dare they laugh at me! Is this thing recording? Good! I would like all of you to watch what happens next! Burn thisss into your memory because thisss is what will eventually happen to everyone who dares make a mockery of Cobra Commander! Vilevole! Charge! Ram that building!

[That Steelix is moving, and even though he already announced the target, Cobra turns the camera to show that it’s on a collision course with the Fuchsia City Gym.]

Now! Blow that place to bits! Explosion!

[Once Steelix hits the building, it starts glowing and then…BOOM! The building’s clearly not blown to bits, but Cobra’s still going to consider it a job well done. He’ll just turn the camera back to himself and laugh before ending the feed.]

{OOC: Here’s the Gym attack that was mentioned here! Also for the most part, Cobra will be responding via audio since he doesn’t want anyone to see what direction he’s fleeing in.}

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[saxsongs]

Imagine some unimpressed, slow clapping here. I'm too lazy to actually film it.

[Audio Forever]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Sssave you applause! I don't want to see it! Or hear it!

[text forever~]

[saxsongs]

I though you liked attention.

Isn't applause a good sign of a "good show".




Oh right, I said unimpressed.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course I like attention, but your nonssssense is not the kind I want! And I suggest you ssstop now before I choose to make an example out of you!

[saxsongs]

Ah, well, I wouldn't want that.

Though why did they even laugh at you in the first place?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That's right, you don't! And why they chose to make sssuch a ssstupid mistake is none of your business!

[saxsongs]

Too bad. I was genuinely curious.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't care!

[saxsongs]

I can tell.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I also don't care if you can or not!

[saxsongs]

Well someone's on a foul mood.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course I am! Did you figure that out before or after I attacked that building?

[saxsongs]

Perhaps I should have phrased that as "Someone is on a fouler mood than I thought".

Then again, I should have probably known better.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Yesss! Yes, you should have! And that applies to both of those!

[saxsongs]

Ah, do forgive my insincerity.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No! No I will not! I will not forgive your insincerity, your stupidity, or the fact that you've been wasting my valuable time!

[saxsongs]

Oh no.

How will I ever pay for these sins.


[He's so sincere.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't know how! But you will! Mark my words, you will!

[saxsongs]

We'll see.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That's right! We will!