cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (HOGWASSSSH)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-03-17 08:27 pm

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[Cobra Commander had planned for this video to be a triumphant announcement of his new alliance with the Fuchsia City Gym. However, since that didn’t happen, any viewers will be greeted by Cobra screaming at the Gear. The background is partially obscured by one of the segments making up his Steelix’s body, but he’s definitely outside.]

I cannot believe thisssss! How dare they! How dare they laugh at me! Is this thing recording? Good! I would like all of you to watch what happens next! Burn thisss into your memory because thisss is what will eventually happen to everyone who dares make a mockery of Cobra Commander! Vilevole! Charge! Ram that building!

[That Steelix is moving, and even though he already announced the target, Cobra turns the camera to show that it’s on a collision course with the Fuchsia City Gym.]

Now! Blow that place to bits! Explosion!

[Once Steelix hits the building, it starts glowing and then…BOOM! The building’s clearly not blown to bits, but Cobra’s still going to consider it a job well done. He’ll just turn the camera back to himself and laugh before ending the feed.]

{OOC: Here’s the Gym attack that was mentioned here! Also for the most part, Cobra will be responding via audio since he doesn’t want anyone to see what direction he’s fleeing in.}
kingbowser: (HELL YEAH)

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[personal profile] kingbowser 2013-03-24 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a waste of power, if ya ask me! Why else would I send some of my brainwashed minions on a rampage around Goldenrod? Somebody's gotta take the initiative.

[Plus, it was fun to see people's reactions.]
kingbowser: (Deep thawts bro)

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[personal profile] kingbowser 2013-03-30 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe those other Rockets oughta learn by our example! Ours and that one anonymous guy.

[He huffs at the thought of him.]

I'll tell ya, he's got some guts, but I hate how he keeps stealing the spotlight from the real bad guys! The ones who don't have to hide.
kingbowser: (Huh?)

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[personal profile] kingbowser 2013-03-30 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
True. And for the lazy slackers who can't even pull off a decent evil laugh, it does give 'em something to strive for.

[Hrmph. He still thinks he's better, though.]

But I think I'm gonna have to up my game if they keep this up!
kingbowser: (Grin)

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[personal profile] kingbowser 2013-03-31 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Good, 'cause I've already got bucket loads of ideas just waiting to break loose! In fact, it might be time to put the Hammer Bro. squad to work.

Got any cities you just can't stand? They could use a new target.