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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-11-01 10:04 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-11-01 10:04 pm
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77 Video/Audio
[The video coming from Cobra's Gear today looks like several of his prior videos. He's seated at a desk, looking right at the camera. The eyes under the hood might look a little strange, almost like a Shuppet's, but other than that, same old Cobra Commander as always.
On the desk is the odd Halloween treat bag, and it's possible Cobra's going to talk about it, or maybe about the ghost swarms, or maybe about any of the weird stuff going on the for the last few weeks, but...he doesn't. He just stares at the camera, not saying a word. After staring long enough that it might seem entirely possible Cobra messed up and this is a photograph not a recording, something really strange happens.
Cobra's head, hood and all floats off his shoulders and flutters around the screen before zooming off camera. And soon after, the feed ends. Halloween may be over, but Cobra's Shuppet really couldn't resist playing a trick on everyone.]
[Audio, about 30 minutes later]
[And that everyone apparently includes Cobra judging from the amount of yelling going out over the Gear now.]
Who did thissssssss? Who dared to break into my house, stuff my uniform with paper, and sssssteal my hood? I demand to know who was responsible for thissss! And how you got past my defenses! That should be impossible! I sssswear I will find you, and when I do I'll make you regret ever pulling thissss stupid prank!
On the desk is the odd Halloween treat bag, and it's possible Cobra's going to talk about it, or maybe about the ghost swarms, or maybe about any of the weird stuff going on the for the last few weeks, but...he doesn't. He just stares at the camera, not saying a word. After staring long enough that it might seem entirely possible Cobra messed up and this is a photograph not a recording, something really strange happens.
Cobra's head, hood and all floats off his shoulders and flutters around the screen before zooming off camera. And soon after, the feed ends. Halloween may be over, but Cobra's Shuppet really couldn't resist playing a trick on everyone.]
[Audio, about 30 minutes later]
[And that everyone apparently includes Cobra judging from the amount of yelling going out over the Gear now.]
Who did thissssssss? Who dared to break into my house, stuff my uniform with paper, and sssssteal my hood? I demand to know who was responsible for thissss! And how you got past my defenses! That should be impossible! I sssswear I will find you, and when I do I'll make you regret ever pulling thissss stupid prank!
(Audio)
...Seriously?! They got past your defenses? Security must be TERRIBLE if something like that happened!
(Audio)
[Which is really all that needs to be said about it.]
(Audio)
(She wouldn't be surprised if he'd been one of the ones pulled into that weird dream she herself had.)
(Audio)
[Except someone obviously did.]
It was designed to be foolproof!
(Audio)
Yeah, key word: was designed. Guess now you'll have to redesign it, make it even more foolproof!
(Audio)
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(What if it was a Pokemon? One of the cute ones?)
(Audio)
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What happens if the intruder has a Pokemon? Gonna put a battle over the Network for everyone to see?
(Audio)
[He hasn't really had the best track record with filming his battles...or having them broadcast for that matter.]
The aftermath though, that I might show to others as a warning about tresssspassing on Cobra property!
(Audio)
Kinda surprised you didn't have cameras filming what went on before so you'd know who to look for.
(Audio)
[And he'd probably have to neutralize some of the um...weirder parts of his security system to keep the installer from say, accidentally dousing themselves in PoisonPowder or anything like that while working in Cobra's house.]
(Audio)
No wonder they were able to get past your security system, especially if it's that low tech.
(Audio)
The level of technology involved is irrelevant depending on how it's ssset up. And thisss was set up perfectly!
(Audio)
Maybe just one camera set up at the front door? If you don't know how to set it up, there's a new invention: the instruction manual.
(She really is trying to help, just not when it comes to 'destroying' people.)
(Audio)
[He's considering that. Or was until the instruction manual crack.]
Perhaps I will follow an instruction manual! The instruction manual for getting rid of people who tell me to waste my time with those thingsssss!
(Audio)
Wait, he understood it was a crack?!)
...It's just one camera! Not an entire security system set up to see everything!
(Audio)
That is beside the point!
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