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[When the feed starts Cobra's...laughing. It probably has something to do with the fact that he's inside and not caught outside in the torrential downpour of Espurrs. And he's not planning on heading outside until this is all over whenever that may be.]

Brilliant! This is brilliant! I was wondering if anyone would ever try ssssomething like this again!

[He goes on laughing on camera for quite a while before realizing that he should probably explain.]

Oh, that's right. I suppose most of you have absolutely no idea what I'm going on about. And thissss time I'll chalk it up to ignorance and not your overwhelming ssstupidity.

[Okay, now that he's insulted everyone watching, he'll explain.]

Ssssome time ago, a rather...unbalanced individual who used to be here, unleashed a rain of exploding Pineco on Goldenrod City causing untold amounts of dessstruction and devessstation! And as far as I know, he was never caught, ssso I've wondered for some time why no one's tried it again!

[Of course he's leaving out the parts where he didn't like said attack stealing his thunder and had a pinecone explode in his face...but Cobra feels things like that are better off being removed from this Johto history lesson.]

Though it is sssslightly disappointing that the persons responsible didn't bother to teach them Explosion before launching them.

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You wouldn't want a cat to explode, though. That'd be gross. These guys're prolly full of, I dunno, purple goo.

[HEY BUDDY.]

Did you get hit in the face by one trying to save people, that time.

[He remember this oh so well.]

Has it escape your notice that those pokemon clearly aren't from either region?

[DID SOMEONE SAY JOHTO HISTORY LESSON INVOLVING EXPLOSIVE SHIT BECAUSE HELLO]

Oh, what's this? I haven't heard about that incident before.

You know, I'm kinda surprised you're so excited about this. Sounds to me like you've got a soft spot for fluffy kittens.

[He should know better than to poke a snake with a stick, but Riku can't hide the grin on his face.]

[Cobra, Cobra no, what are you doing you're going to give Kimblee ideas, please stop.]

Someone launched Pineco in Goldenrod? I suppose it would be fairly easy to amass an army of them and they all learn Explosion naturally, so it wouldn't take too much work... It sounds like it could be an interesting attack.

[Of course now that Cobra's broadcast it to the entire network it isn't something to consider right now.]

Do you remember when this happened, Commander? I certainly don't recall anything like that.

[But Cobra's been here for even longer than he has, so of course Cobra's gotten to experience all sorts of awesome things that didn't involve being stuck in Mahogany Town and forgotten about by Team Rocket.

...He's still a bit bitter about that.]

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