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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[When the feed starts Cobra's...laughing. It probably has something to do with the fact that he's inside and not caught outside in the torrential downpour of Espurrs. And he's not planning on heading outside until this is all over whenever that may be.]

Brilliant! This is brilliant! I was wondering if anyone would ever try ssssomething like this again!

[He goes on laughing on camera for quite a while before realizing that he should probably explain.]

Oh, that's right. I suppose most of you have absolutely no idea what I'm going on about. And thissss time I'll chalk it up to ignorance and not your overwhelming ssstupidity.

[Okay, now that he's insulted everyone watching, he'll explain.]

Ssssome time ago, a rather...unbalanced individual who used to be here, unleashed a rain of exploding Pineco on Goldenrod City causing untold amounts of dessstruction and devessstation! And as far as I know, he was never caught, ssso I've wondered for some time why no one's tried it again!

[Of course he's leaving out the parts where he didn't like said attack stealing his thunder and had a pinecone explode in his face...but Cobra feels things like that are better off being removed from this Johto history lesson.]

Though it is sssslightly disappointing that the persons responsible didn't bother to teach them Explosion before launching them.

Comments

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

Did you get hit in the face by one trying to save people, that time.

[He remember this oh so well.]

Has it escape your notice that those pokemon clearly aren't from either region?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No, I was trying to save Johto from that idi...mad sssscientist, so that I could conquer it at a later date! As I've ssssaid before, I have no interest in ruling over a destroyed world!

And I don't care where they're from!

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

You are still going on about conquering the world? When you don't even want to learn basic crap like how many regions this place has and what pokemon they got.

You are such a shitty commander.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It doesn't matter how many regions there are! They'll all fall under Cobra rule eventually!

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

And how are you going go about that? You have no Intel, probably not enough money and no real power. Yep, you're path to conquest is looking great from here.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Those are just your assumptions! And those assumptions are wrong! Dead wrong!