93 | Video | After today's earthquake

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Remember last time when Cobra was too busy to rant about the earthquakes? Well, things have changed now.]

Enough! Enough with these sssstupid earthquakes already! Thissss is what? The fifth one? How is anyone supposed to get anything important done with thissss nonsense constantly going on?

[He's exaggerating, but hey, some people were in the middle of sketching blueprints for future plans when the constant shaking messed that whole thing up. Now he's got some torn paper, and lines gouged into his desk. It's a minor problem, but this is not something that should happen to the future ruler of the world, okay?]

Is thisss entire world on a fault line?

[Admittedly, that doesn't make any sense, but does anything here ever make sense?.]

Even when I managed to weaponize earthquakes in my world, they were hardly the nuisssance this is! Thisss is completely insufferable! Inssssssufferable!

[And that concludes today's tantrum.]

Comments

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[aufsassig]

I'm not a big fan of earthquakes.

There's got to be someone around here who knows something. Aren't there geologists or archaeologists or research facilities or something?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

If there are, most of them would probably be near the ruins to the south of Violet.

[Just a guess on his part. He stopped paying attention to that area years ago when he noticed a distinct lack of doomsday weapons hidden in the area.]

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[aufsassig]

Almost makes you want to go rough a fucker up to see if he's got some answers, doesn't it?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It does, but I lack a target.

[Otherwise, he would've dispatched someone to deal with it already.]

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[aufsassig]

Isn't that a damn shame.

...How about that gym leader, the one who specializes in Psychics? You think maybe she knows something?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I can't be sure, but it's certainly possible.

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[aufsassig]

Maybe it couldn't hurt to swing over to her city and ask. You know, politely or otherwise.

I'll have to think about giving that a shot, maybe.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[He'd go do it himself, but even Cobra knows it'd end in disaster. Go figure that one of the few things he's ever learned from his failures back home is to never mess with psychics unless he has a ton of countermeasures on hand.]

If you do and discover anything, let me know. In the meantime, I'll look into alternative methods of dealing with this problem.

[Meaning he's going to draw up some sort of antiearthquake laser and then throw a fit when he can't build it or use Pokemon as an equivalent.]

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[aufsassig]

Haha, understood. Anything else you want me to check into in the meantime? That fortune-teller guy hasn't been giving you any more trouble, has he?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Certainly not. In fact, he received a recent reminder of what would happen if he should interfere in my business again.

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[aufsassig]

...The hell did you do, send him a bomb?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No, I've tried that before and it's not nearly as effective as you'd think. I sent him a Pokemon instead.