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93 | Video | After today's earthquake

[Remember last time when Cobra was too busy to rant about the earthquakes? Well, things have changed now.]

Enough! Enough with these sssstupid earthquakes already! Thissss is what? The fifth one? How is anyone supposed to get anything important done with thissss nonsense constantly going on?

[He's exaggerating, but hey, some people were in the middle of sketching blueprints for future plans when the constant shaking messed that whole thing up. Now he's got some torn paper, and lines gouged into his desk. It's a minor problem, but this is not something that should happen to the future ruler of the world, okay?]

Is thisss entire world on a fault line?

[Admittedly, that doesn't make any sense, but does anything here ever make sense?.]

Even when I managed to weaponize earthquakes in my world, they were hardly the nuisssance this is! Thisss is completely insufferable! Inssssssufferable!

[And that concludes today's tantrum.]

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You don't think it's a sign of something ominous? Shit like this doesn't just happen for no reason, right?

I don't know. It could be nothing like the snow storm in June. Either way, I want it to cease immediately.

I'm not a big fan of earthquakes.

There's got to be someone around here who knows something. Aren't there geologists or archaeologists or research facilities or something?

Obviously, someone's having their pokemon use Earthquake just to annoy you.

[Somehow, when Cobra is the one to do the complaining it's almost comical.]

You'd think we would have experienced one before this past month if these were a regular occurrence here.

Though it's hard to tell with this place, isn't it? It's annoying as hell.

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If there are, most of them would probably be near the ruins to the south of Violet.

[Just a guess on his part. He stopped paying attention to that area years ago when he noticed a distinct lack of doomsday weapons hidden in the area.]

Ridiculoussss! That move does not work on a global sssscale! If it did, I would have made use of it years ago!

Yes. One would think so, and yes, it is incredibly frustrating.

Almost makes you want to go rough a fucker up to see if he's got some answers, doesn't it?

It does, but I lack a target.

[Otherwise, he would've dispatched someone to deal with it already.]

Oh. Great. You're still here.

Isn't that a damn shame.

...How about that gym leader, the one who specializes in Psychics? You think maybe she knows something?

I should be the one sssaaying that about you! I thought you were gone!

I dunno, maybe you pissed off a legend or something. Or it could be a bunch of people working together, doing it all over the place to avoid suspicion.

Whatever it is, hopefully it stops soon. It's hard to get anything done around here with the ground shaking every few days.

I was. Now I'm back. And 14 again.

[ Oh hey, this guy wasn't kidding. ]

Weaponized earthquakes, eh? Blimey, you really are an interesting sort. Don't suppose you've got anything to do with this?

I can't be sure, but it's certainly possible.

I have done no ssssuch thing!

[...as far as he knows.]

And no one here besides myself and a handful of others would be clever enough to pull off a sssstunt like that!

Exactly. This is the third time these things have interfered with my work, and I will not tolerate a fourth.

[Not that he can actually do anything about it other than complain.]

You never know. There could always be clever people you don't know about who don't make a show of telling the world about themselves.

Maybe it couldn't hurt to swing over to her city and ask. You know, politely or otherwise.

I'll have to think about giving that a shot, maybe.

Well, you should have sssstayed gone!

If I had sssomething to do with it, I wouldn't be complaining about it! And yessss, weaponized earthquakes! Which were triggered by using bombs to initiate tremors!

[Because telling everyone about his former evil schemes is totally a good idea.]

There are no sssssuch people!

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