cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 93 | Video | After today's earthquake

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93 | Video | After today's earthquake

[Remember last time when Cobra was too busy to rant about the earthquakes? Well, things have changed now.]

Enough! Enough with these sssstupid earthquakes already! Thissss is what? The fifth one? How is anyone supposed to get anything important done with thissss nonsense constantly going on?

[He's exaggerating, but hey, some people were in the middle of sketching blueprints for future plans when the constant shaking messed that whole thing up. Now he's got some torn paper, and lines gouged into his desk. It's a minor problem, but this is not something that should happen to the future ruler of the world, okay?]

Is thisss entire world on a fault line?

[Admittedly, that doesn't make any sense, but does anything here ever make sense?.]

Even when I managed to weaponize earthquakes in my world, they were hardly the nuisssance this is! Thisss is completely insufferable! Inssssssufferable!

[And that concludes today's tantrum.]

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Ridiculoussss! That move does not work on a global sssscale! If it did, I would have made use of it years ago!

I dunno, maybe you pissed off a legend or something. Or it could be a bunch of people working together, doing it all over the place to avoid suspicion.

I have done no ssssuch thing!

[...as far as he knows.]

And no one here besides myself and a handful of others would be clever enough to pull off a sssstunt like that!