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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2015-03-01 07:50 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2015-03-01 07:50 pm
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[Today we have Cobra Commander on the Gear, looking well, about the same as always. It's hard to figure out where he is, but judging from the bgm and the metal walls, a ship is probably a good guess? But which ferry? Or cruiseliner? That's the question.]
I've decided that after my unfortunate...outburssst last month, that a change of sssscenery was overdue.
[That's not really an apology for screaming at everyone in private and public, but it's certainly something at least?]
And it has done wonders for providing me with a new outlook on life.
[Though...what that means isn't exactly a conversation for today.]
However, everything I sssssaid last time still applies. Everything.
[In other words, he's still furious.]
And ssssome of it will apply ssssooner than you think.
[Having been as cryptic as possible, he kills the feed there. He'll answer any responses of course, but as to what he's talking about, he'll keep that under his hood for now.]
{OOC: Curious as to what this is about? Head over here for more info!}
I've decided that after my unfortunate...outburssst last month, that a change of sssscenery was overdue.
[That's not really an apology for screaming at everyone in private and public, but it's certainly something at least?]
And it has done wonders for providing me with a new outlook on life.
[Though...what that means isn't exactly a conversation for today.]
However, everything I sssssaid last time still applies. Everything.
[In other words, he's still furious.]
And ssssome of it will apply ssssooner than you think.
[Having been as cryptic as possible, he kills the feed there. He'll answer any responses of course, but as to what he's talking about, he'll keep that under his hood for now.]
{OOC: Curious as to what this is about? Head over here for more info!}
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You going to try dropping more little pissant magnets on the place? Go ahead. You set them up, I'll knock them down.
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[...wait a second.]
You're that idiot with the fireballs! How dare you show your face after that!
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[His mouth curves, and there's a smug glint in his eye.] You must've set a record for falling on your ass.
That was me, all right. [Technically, it was his horse.] You should be embarrassed about how easy you went down.
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I'm shaking in my boots.
I've been threatened by the kinds of guys who could rip your welding mask in half with their bare hands. You're an amateur.
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Out of all these schemes you've cooked up, has any one of them ever worked?
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[Okay, that one was a mixed bag, but whatever, the bomb went off.]
Inflicting untold property damages to the Gyms in Ssssaffron, Vermilion, and Fuchsia, deceiving people into handing over a sssizeable sum of money in a charity sssscam, and of course, teaching the pressss not to ssslander my good name ever again.
[He was repelled from the gym assaults and all he did was detonate a Garbodor in the EV News HQ in Saffron, but he's counting those too.]
Sssso yesss, I have had my share of successssses.
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[He tears off a piece of paper and puts it in his pocket.] Thanks for the list. I'll add that to the charges when I haul your sorry ass in front of a judge.
[He's trying to sound nonchalant, but the idea of this asshole getting away with all that gets under his skin and puts real anger in the set of his jaw.]
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And they'll do what? Ssssentence me to community service?
[Much as he hates jail time here, it's not exactly life without possibility of parole.]
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You're gonna wish it was just those pansy locals you were answering to.
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[Click.]
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Sorry about the text thing, boss, but hey, I've got people in my vicinity and I'd hate for them to get any sneak previews of what you're up to before it's showtime.
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It was meant to be.
However, there will be no sneak previews. If anything I believe the number of previews I afforded the world last time was a mistake.
[Because it clearly gave them time to think about shooting the giant steel type thing with fire, and they clearly couldn't have come up with that without him giving them months to prepare.]
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Good to see you're back in the saddle after that little hiccup with the law, is all I'm saying. It's inspiring.
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And inspiring is certainly one way to look at it. I should hope that some people will be inspired by what I pull off.
[Inspired to move to Cobra Island, where Cobra's word is law, that is.]
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Anyway, I just figured I'd check in, see how freedom was treating you lately, all that good shit. I take it you added some new names to the hit list after this last thing?
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[And Blake will probably be higher on said shitlist by the end of the day at the rate things are going too, so that'll be two? One and a half? Something like that.]
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For the time being, let's just say it's an internal affair and leave it at that.
[He's hoping his meaning is clear enough.]
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Right, right. I should've figured it'd be a need-to-know basis.
But hey. You know how to find me if I ever need to know.
[And that implication should be just as easily delivered, he assumes.]
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Hey! You weren't at the address you gave out on the network when I showed up there! What's the big idea, huh?
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You're really just the worst!
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[He's not denying any of that.]
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[SHOULDN'T HE DENY IT???]
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Well, I do know! And now you know!
[And knowing is half the battle!]
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But you won't fool me next time!
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They may never give up, but they certainly can and will fail!
[So there!]
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You don't look as tough as some kinda evil dragon god, though, so I bet I won't have to!
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[At least he doesn't think you can.
...or can you?]
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[Or at least it does in his world.]