cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 101

[Today we have Cobra Commander on the Gear, looking well, about the same as always. It's hard to figure out where he is, but judging from the bgm and the metal walls, a ship is probably a good guess? But which ferry? Or cruiseliner? That's the question.]

I've decided that after my unfortunate...outburssst last month, that a change of sssscenery was overdue.

[That's not really an apology for screaming at everyone in private and public, but it's certainly something at least?]

And it has done wonders for providing me with a new outlook on life.

[Though...what that means isn't exactly a conversation for today.]

However, everything I sssssaid last time still applies. Everything.

[In other words, he's still furious.]

And ssssome of it will apply ssssooner than you think.

[Having been as cryptic as possible, he kills the feed there. He'll answer any responses of course, but as to what he's talking about, he'll keep that under his hood for now.]

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[Guess who shows up, laid back, wearing a shit-eating grin.]

You going to try dropping more little pissant magnets on the place? Go ahead. You set them up, I'll knock them down.

There was nothing little about that attack! In fact, nothing on that ssscale had ever been done before now! And what I accomplish next will make that look like nothing!

[...wait a second.]

You're that idiot with the fireballs! How dare you show your face after that!

[Blake's head tilts, and his lips purse.] You know what? You're right. That was a big achievement.

[His mouth curves, and there's a smug glint in his eye.] You must've set a record for falling on your ass.

That was me, all right. [Technically, it was his horse.] You should be embarrassed about how easy you went down.

I'll have you know that the only reason that my plan ended in failure is because ssssome fool made the dire missstake of choosing to sabotage my work! But make no missstake, your hand in it and the fact that you are choosing to belittle my accomplishments will not go unpunished! You can be assured of that!

[Blake leans back, arms spread comfortably on the back of the couch he's sitting on.]

I'm shaking in my boots.

I've been threatened by the kinds of guys who could rip your welding mask in half with their bare hands. You're an amateur.

An amateur? An amateur? I am no amateur, and resssst assured, thinking of me as ssssuch is a dangerousssss mistake!

Tell me something. I really want to know.

Out of all these schemes you've cooked up, has any one of them ever worked?

Poisoning the Trainer School in Violet, the Sssslowpoke Well in Azalea, terrorizing the Game Corner with bombs...

[Okay, that one was a mixed bag, but whatever, the bomb went off.]

Inflicting untold property damages to the Gyms in Ssssaffron, Vermilion, and Fuchsia, deceiving people into handing over a sssizeable sum of money in a charity sssscam, and of course, teaching the pressss not to ssslander my good name ever again.

[He was repelled from the gym assaults and all he did was detonate a Garbodor in the EV News HQ in Saffron, but he's counting those too.]

Sssso yesss, I have had my share of successssses.

[Blake's eyes go down. There's a sound of a scratching pen.] Uh huh...uh huh...

[He tears off a piece of paper and puts it in his pocket.] Thanks for the list. I'll add that to the charges when I haul your sorry ass in front of a judge.

[He's trying to sound nonchalant, but the idea of this asshole getting away with all that gets under his skin and puts real anger in the set of his jaw.]

[And that's not even counting the stuff he's done as a Rocket or the things he's done in his world.]

And they'll do what? Ssssentence me to community service?

[Much as he hates jail time here, it's not exactly life without possibility of parole.]

[A dangerous glint enters Blake's eye.]

You're gonna wish it was just those pansy locals you were answering to.

Then what judge are you talking about? Make ssssense!

You'll see.

[Click.]

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