24 | Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Once the video starts, the entire screen is filled with Dunsparce's face.



It’s hard to tell how the Dunsparce feels about having a camera shoved in its face so soon after hatching since it has the same expression most Dunsparce have. Apparently deciding Johto has seen enough of his new Pokémon, the confused Commander turns the camera away from Dunsparce so that he can be seen. ]

Thissss…this thing hatched from the egg I was given. The Pokedex states that it is a Land Snake Pokémon. But it has wings! And looks like a bug! Sssso what is it? Snakes don’t look like thissssss! Tell me what you know about this Pokémon! Now!

[He grumbles shifting the view back to Dunsparce, which is trying to dig into the ground.]

It also states that it tends to flee when spotted. It ssssounds useless! Why was I given such a useless creature?

Comments

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

How does is it fitting? Explain yourself!

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[superboobies.livejournal.com]

It looks like nothing special.

[ RANGIKU STRIKES AGAIN ]

But, I'm sure if you get to know it, you'll see that it has dozens of abilities.

[ video ] Sorry for the typing fail in that comment. Didn't catch it x_x

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I still don't understand how that fits me!

[Hang on. He needs a moment to process that.]

Wait, did you just insult me?

Not a problem!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Someone isn't on the ball today~!

[ She laughs. Gentle teasing is so much fun c: ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[The Commander finally figured it out.]

You are insulting me! You will pay for this! You will pay dearly!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting from our previous encounter, you know!

[ trollgiku strikes again! ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Waiting for what?

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Your promised attack from last time.

[ with a smile on her face, you can tell she's not taking this too seriously ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

And you will be attacked when I decide to strike at you and everyone in Johto who has antagonized me!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

[ there's some heavy sarcasm here! ]

I'm shaking with absolute terror. Where am I?

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I don't know and I don't care! I have much more important things to do with my time so when I sssstrike, I will strike all cities in Johto at the same time! Thereby, eliminating most of my opposition in at the same time!

[He cackles at this because clearly, it is brilliant.]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

And how are you going to get weapons large enough to accomplish this? There's that island town, the town hidden in the mountains, the town by the forest .....

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

That's for me to know and no one to find out until it's too late!

[He laughs, but honestly? He doesn't have any idea how to pull this off either.]

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

You really have no idea what you're going to do, aren't you?


If you really had an idea, you'd probably be too vain to let everyone else know and then add that there's nothing you can do of it!!!!

[ enjoy her mock maniacal laughter here ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[He sounds extremely annoyed. Especially because all of that was 100% correct.]

My ideas are none of your business! The people who need to know my plans know them, and you and most of Johto don't need to know!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

And who have you told your plans? Let me know so I can avoid your evil legion of doom. They sound terrifying

[ Okay, so she's having fun trolling an annoying man.

Her dreams are coming true :'D ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

That's also none of your business! And it's the legion of doom! It's the forces of Cobra! Cobra! COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Get it right!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

I'll just look for someone evil, stupid and insecure enough to join forces with an egotistical man named Cobra.

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I hope you enjoy wasting your time then! All of my loyal Cobra minions are quite different! And they won't reveal themselves to the likes of you!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

I wonder if any of them are plotting against you. It's what many people I know would do..

[ sewing the seeds of doubt ... ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Of course not! I've already made the penalty for treason quite clear to them!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

And they actually take that seriously?

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

They will if they want to continue breathing!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

You can't die here, actually! I should know! I'm part of the deceased at home. I sense no dead people either, which is one of my abilities.

[ She seems sort of happy she's actively trolling a bad guy ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're a ghost?