cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SSSSTOP LAUGHING AT ME)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2014-09-01 11:47 am

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[When the feed starts Cobra's...laughing. It probably has something to do with the fact that he's inside and not caught outside in the torrential downpour of Espurrs. And he's not planning on heading outside until this is all over whenever that may be.]

Brilliant! This is brilliant! I was wondering if anyone would ever try ssssomething like this again!

[He goes on laughing on camera for quite a while before realizing that he should probably explain.]

Oh, that's right. I suppose most of you have absolutely no idea what I'm going on about. And thissss time I'll chalk it up to ignorance and not your overwhelming ssstupidity.

[Okay, now that he's insulted everyone watching, he'll explain.]

Ssssome time ago, a rather...unbalanced individual who used to be here, unleashed a rain of exploding Pineco on Goldenrod City causing untold amounts of dessstruction and devessstation! And as far as I know, he was never caught, ssso I've wondered for some time why no one's tried it again!

[Of course he's leaving out the parts where he didn't like said attack stealing his thunder and had a pinecone explode in his face...but Cobra feels things like that are better off being removed from this Johto history lesson.]

Though it is sssslightly disappointing that the persons responsible didn't bother to teach them Explosion before launching them.
rarestcandy: (winning purely through adorableness)

[personal profile] rarestcandy 2014-09-02 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't want a cat to explode, though. That'd be gross. These guys're prolly full of, I dunno, purple goo.

rarestcandy: (well this totally isn't bullshit)

[personal profile] rarestcandy 2014-09-05 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
What kinds of pokemon have you exploded before, though? You ever get something like a cat doin' that?
rarestcandy: (just wait until you meet whitney)

[personal profile] rarestcandy 2014-09-10 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, 'course not, that'd be hard.

[She understands, pal.]

What d'you think makes it so a pokemon can explode, anyway?

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killer_sweets: (So what?)


[personal profile] killer_sweets 2014-09-02 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you get hit in the face by one trying to save people, that time.

[He remember this oh so well.]

Has it escape your notice that those pokemon clearly aren't from either region?
killer_sweets: (I pout at you)


[personal profile] killer_sweets 2014-09-04 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
You are still going on about conquering the world? When you don't even want to learn basic crap like how many regions this place has and what pokemon they got.

You are such a shitty commander.
killer_sweets: (Sorry I don't speak boring)


[personal profile] killer_sweets 2014-09-04 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
And how are you going go about that? You have no Intel, probably not enough money and no real power. Yep, you're path to conquest is looking great from here.
explosivecombat: (And what have we here?)


[personal profile] explosivecombat 2014-09-02 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)

Oh, what's this? I haven't heard about that incident before.
explosivecombat: (Don't worry; it's nothing personal)


[personal profile] explosivecombat 2014-09-03 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, for what it's worth, the cats can't explode. So at least this incident's lack of explosions isn't due to a lack of taste.

explosivecombat: (It's no accident that I've survived)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2014-09-04 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it's for the same reason there were sharks involved in the hurricane? More an act of god than an act of man, in other words.

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islandshore: (Rival Riku wants to battle!)

[personal profile] islandshore 2014-09-03 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I'm kinda surprised you're so excited about this. Sounds to me like you've got a soft spot for fluffy kittens.

[He should know better than to poke a snake with a stick, but Riku can't hide the grin on his face.]
islandshore: (unsure)

[personal profile] islandshore 2014-09-05 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
How do you know it's not some weird natural disaster? You'd think that if somebody really was behind this, they would've said something by now.

[Then again, he could be off base. Not every baddy gloats the way that Cobra does.]
islandshore: (yeah right)

[personal profile] islandshore 2014-09-06 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
But that doesn't explain why nobody around here knows what the cats are. It's just like those Goomies-- no dex info.

[He shrugs.]

Maybe a legendary Pokémon got bored.

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sadisticwarfare: (♕ 09)


[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2014-09-03 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cobra, Cobra no, what are you doing you're going to give Kimblee ideas, please stop.]

Someone launched Pineco in Goldenrod? I suppose it would be fairly easy to amass an army of them and they all learn Explosion naturally, so it wouldn't take too much work... It sounds like it could be an interesting attack.

[Of course now that Cobra's broadcast it to the entire network it isn't something to consider right now.]

Do you remember when this happened, Commander? I certainly don't recall anything like that.

[But Cobra's been here for even longer than he has, so of course Cobra's gotten to experience all sorts of awesome things that didn't involve being stuck in Mahogany Town and forgotten about by Team Rocket.

...He's still a bit bitter about that.]
sadisticwarfare: (♕ 09)

[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2014-09-05 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...That certainly is interesting. I suppose you're the only one who's been in the organization that long to remember something like that. Did this individual do anything else like that? It sounds like his methods could have been quite fascinating.
sadisticwarfare: (♕ 09)

wow thanks for the notif gmail

[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2014-09-23 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
That's almost disappointing. It would have been interesting to see how many people here remember something like that.

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