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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-04-17 10:01 am

42 | Video

[By now everything should be in place. All the bombs should have been planted and the package should be en route to or already in Ecruteak. So with everything ready and zero chance of failure, the Commander begins the video, showing himself sitting in the giant oversized snake throne he received for Christmas.]

Before I begin, I would like to clear up a misssconception from my last attack. That being the idea that I am without allies. What I have done today I could not have done alone. I’ll leave it to you people to figure out who could have helped me with sssssuch a thing.

And what thing is that you ask? It’s sssimple really. I said that if my demands weren’t met, there would be more attacks, and they definitely were not meant. And thissss is no gas attack, no this is something worse. Much worse!

[The Commander gets up and grabs something from off camera, before sitting down again. After taking his seat, he holds it up to the camera. It’s a very ordinary looking remote.]

A ssssingle use of this remote will detonate the bombs my associates have placed in the Game Corner unless my demands are met! Cede Cianwood City to me and place a bag with one million dollars the HM for Fly on the roof of the Department Store within the next 24 hours or your precioussss casino gets reduced to rubble!

[The Commander starts laughing, only to stop after a minute and point his finger towards the camera.]

And to those of you who think you’ll stop me, don’t even try it! Not if you value your lives! As we ssspeak one of you is about to be dealt with! And he doesn't even know it! Sssso stay away from the Game Corner or you’ll be next!
meatysoviet: (I'M A ROCKET LIKE A BOSS)

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[personal profile] meatysoviet 2012-04-18 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He thinks for a moment too before-]

... Why not target their monsters? From right under their noses? Would wound them right in little hero hearts that they literally handed them over as they would food to own family.
Edited 2012-04-18 03:38 (UTC)
meatysoviet: (Old urges)

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[personal profile] meatysoviet 2012-04-18 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
If you could perhaps commandeer area they take monsters willingly without raising suspicion? A gym or hospital centre maybe?

[He's was thinking of doing something like that anyway, and having people on board would make that easier perhaps.

On the other hand... This is Cobra- does he really want Cobra onside? He doesn't seem to be the best at subterfuge.]


... Something like that anyway.
meatysoviet: (Germany has delicious pastries...)

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[personal profile] meatysoviet 2012-04-19 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
What if it was not us that did the takeover though? What if we solely came to take the spoils?

[He takes another sip of his tea, the cup still close to his lips as he speaks again. He's been thinking on this for a while.]

Have you heard of Dittos?
meatysoviet: ("How... interesting~")

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[personal profile] meatysoviet 2012-04-19 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I would. As far as I have researched, as long as you do not overburden them with commands they are quite convincing.

[He noticed the tone though.]

I take it you do not see their merit as I do?
meatysoviet: (You should listen to your betters...)

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[personal profile] meatysoviet 2012-04-19 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Then perhaps you need someone who is not quite so busy with schemes as grand as yours to give them discipline.

If you ever decide to use such creatures in future plans, feel free to give me a call.

[He'll be getting Dittos while you do.]
meatysoviet: (I can see you house here in Moscow~)

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[personal profile] meatysoviet 2012-04-20 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Poor Cobra- so many people to bomb, so little time~]

I will hopefully be capturing some of these shape-shifting creatures, and working with them for my own purposes, so if you do need our assistance just let me know.
meatysoviet: (This is going to be fun~)

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[personal profile] meatysoviet 2012-04-20 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Will make sure to keep you posted~