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[By now everything should be in place. All the bombs should have been planted and the package should be en route to or already in Ecruteak. So with everything ready and zero chance of failure, the Commander begins the video, showing himself sitting in the giant oversized snake throne he received for Christmas.]

Before I begin, I would like to clear up a misssconception from my last attack. That being the idea that I am without allies. What I have done today I could not have done alone. I’ll leave it to you people to figure out who could have helped me with sssssuch a thing.

And what thing is that you ask? It’s sssimple really. I said that if my demands weren’t met, there would be more attacks, and they definitely were not meant. And thissss is no gas attack, no this is something worse. Much worse!

[The Commander gets up and grabs something from off camera, before sitting down again. After taking his seat, he holds it up to the camera. It’s a very ordinary looking remote.]

A ssssingle use of this remote will detonate the bombs my associates have placed in the Game Corner unless my demands are met! Cede Cianwood City to me and place a bag with one million dollars the HM for Fly on the roof of the Department Store within the next 24 hours or your precioussss casino gets reduced to rubble!

[The Commander starts laughing, only to stop after a minute and point his finger towards the camera.]

And to those of you who think you’ll stop me, don’t even try it! Not if you value your lives! As we ssspeak one of you is about to be dealt with! And he doesn't even know it! Sssso stay away from the Game Corner or you’ll be next!

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Let them try! They won't find them!

You keep thinkin' that, then, see what happens when you're wrong. If I were over there, though, I'd, like, totally come find you and stop you myself.

Then why don't you head over here and try it?

[And then he can push the button once they walk into the Game Corner.]

'Cause it's too far to head over to Goldenrod right now, dude! Like, I still ain't done here in Violet yet.

Oh, that's too bad. Maybe next time you can try and ssstop me only to fail horribly!

[Cue evil laughter.]

I won't fail! Like, me and Girl'll take you down!

You'll take nothing down! In fact, if you even try, the only thing your Pokemon will do is make a nice meal for one of my sssnakes!

Nuh-uh! Girl'll eat your snakes for breakfast!

Then maybe they should start with you instead!

[He's laughing again.]

Dude, I'm the reason Akuro's dead. Your snakes don't scare me.

I have no idea who that is! Explain!

He was only the scariest demon out there. Could call a meteor to blow everything up with a single thought if he wanted. A lame-o like you'd stand no chance against him, dude.

But because of me, he's dead!

[we just won't go into the method...]

And that's meant to impress me?

[He could do that back home too. With technology!]

Just tellin' it like it is, dude. You don't scare me.

Well, you don't scare me either! And stop calling me dude!

I call everybody 'dude', dude! Unless, like, you've got a not lame name instead.

You will address me by my title or ssssuffer my wrath!

Mmm... naah, I don't think so.

I don't have time to deal with this! Consider this conversation terminated!

[Now where's that disconnect button? Oh, there. There we go.]

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