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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-04-17 10:01 am

42 | Video

[By now everything should be in place. All the bombs should have been planted and the package should be en route to or already in Ecruteak. So with everything ready and zero chance of failure, the Commander begins the video, showing himself sitting in the giant oversized snake throne he received for Christmas.]

Before I begin, I would like to clear up a misssconception from my last attack. That being the idea that I am without allies. What I have done today I could not have done alone. I’ll leave it to you people to figure out who could have helped me with sssssuch a thing.

And what thing is that you ask? It’s sssimple really. I said that if my demands weren’t met, there would be more attacks, and they definitely were not meant. And thissss is no gas attack, no this is something worse. Much worse!

[The Commander gets up and grabs something from off camera, before sitting down again. After taking his seat, he holds it up to the camera. It’s a very ordinary looking remote.]

A ssssingle use of this remote will detonate the bombs my associates have placed in the Game Corner unless my demands are met! Cede Cianwood City to me and place a bag with one million dollars the HM for Fly on the roof of the Department Store within the next 24 hours or your precioussss casino gets reduced to rubble!

[The Commander starts laughing, only to stop after a minute and point his finger towards the camera.]

And to those of you who think you’ll stop me, don’t even try it! Not if you value your lives! As we ssspeak one of you is about to be dealt with! And he doesn't even know it! Sssso stay away from the Game Corner or you’ll be next!
combat_butler: (Please don't unleash hell upon me.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-18 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Errr... I get the distinct feeling I shouldn't be telling you my name after you're threatening to blow things up, but it's pretty much just theme recognition?
combat_butler: (An AT field...?!)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-18 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
--EH?! Just over my name?!
combat_butler: (How can a cute girl be so scary?)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-18 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
--EHHHHHH?! S-So extreme...!
combat_butler: (A one woman man is what I wanna be...)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-18 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, Hayate-! Don't just blurt it out! This is the kind of guy you want to give a false name to! He's definitely one of those superhero show villain types that constantly fails, so he probably won't dig too deep if you lie! Especially when he's busy being maniacal!

Okay! Deep breath! Say firmly and confidently!
combat_butler: (Don't be ridiculous! It's perfectly safe)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-18 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I-If that's how you're going to be, fine! It's Tiger Festival!
combat_butler: (It's a fact.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-18 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
No way! Do you really think I'd lie at a time like this? I just happen to have parents who have a extremely bad sense for names... They even named our pet dog Baron von Fluffaster the Third.

*Lying so much but doing it with a straight face and a smile, yup.*
combat_butler: (You're kind of retarded aren't you?)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-18 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Uwah. The evil villain is going to set off his bombs prematurely just because some young boy might be lying to him... So much for his ransom...

*said about as... monotone as possible... PROBABLY SWEATING BULLETS MENTALLY but he has a hell of a poker face when it's important!!*
combat_butler: (Don't get the wrong idea...)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-18 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ummm... Just so we're clear here, I really couldn't care less about the Game Corner. I got kicked out of that place and roughed up in there, so if you want to destroy it, you have my full support!

It would just be a pretty big waste to do it over something as trivial as me, wouldn't it?

*NOT LYING AT ALL HERE... well aside from the full support part, but he still looks pretty casual slash not nervous about this!*
combat_butler: (Breakdown imminent.)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-18 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
*Bullet dodged.*

Well, I doubt it could be any worse than what I normally deal with.

*Also he's over in Kanto, so he's feeling rather safe in that regard.*
combat_butler: (What do you mean by "gigolo"?)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-19 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
No, I really doubt that...
combat_butler: (Don't get the wrong idea...)

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[personal profile] combat_butler 2012-04-19 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Er...

Well, okay then! Byeeeee~ *actually waving before he hangs up, yup.*