43 | Private Audio/Video for Team Rocket

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[After spending the past few days working through his files and finally learning how the Pokegear version of Caller ID works, Cobra Commander is ready to present his findings. So around this time, he'll be sending out an audio broadcast on the Rocket only channel.]

[Private Audio/Video on the Rocket Frequency]

The following is a list of targets and my recommendations as to what should be done about them.

[The video feed clicks on showing a single page document.]

High Priority Targets (These targets are believed to be an immediate threat to any plans. They should be eliminated on sight unless otherwise noted.):
-The two who disabled the bombs. One goes by the name of Athrun Zala. The other is named Shinn Asuka.
-Lightning Farron: Has apparently threatened Team Rocket. May or may not be working with a group. Verify whether she is or not before eliminating.
-Roy Mustang: Opposed the Magnet Train operation. Military experience. Possesses all eight badges. Approach with extreme caution.

Others Worthy of Investigation:
-Minnie Mouse
-Crow Hogan
-Isaac McDougal
-Emmy Altava


Once again these are only my recommendations, but if someone were to act on these, by all means go right ahead.

Comments

[video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Mechanical? Hmm.

[That could be useful in the future depending on where his skills like. He'll just file that away for now.]

I was told by an extremely reliable source that she's likely to cause problems for our group in the future. I haven't sssspoken with her personally so to what extent, I don't know.

[video]

[scientificflair]

[Giant mecha and sheer, unadulterated awesome, Cobra! Just think of it!]

Might I ask that her removal from that list be left to me, then? Again, the rivalry and all...it would be a bit of an insult if anyone else were to, ah, deal with her.

[video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

And what would be in it for me if I leave her to you?

[video]

[scientificflair]

Isn't one less person on the list enough?

Do you want people following these "recommendations" of yours or not? I'm volunteering, my friend. Looking a gift horse in the mouth isn't exactly the greatest idea, in most circumstances.

Or did one of your informants request that she be left to them?

[video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Not exactly, but I suppose I can leave her to you in exchange for...your support if I have any mechanical projects in the future.

[He always has to try and do what's best for himself after all.]

Is that fair enough?

[video]

[scientificflair]

[You are going to get quite the warm expression for that, Cobra - it's appreciated, though not exactly for the reasons you're thinking. Descole, however, is a hell of an actor.]

Consider it done! I'm sure you'll find my skill to be more than sufficient for any project you may have; it will be my pleasure.

[video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Then she's all yours!

[And what better way to seal the deal than by laughing maniacally?]