47 | Audio

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[After spending the past week, slumped over in his room unconscious, there were a few things that Cobra Commander should probably be concerned about. But those can wait, because he’d rather turn on his gear and cackle like a madman for the next few minutes over the network.]

Oh, thisss is truly the perfect thing to wake up to. Unlike before, when I was so rudely ripped away from taking back what was rightfully mine; thisss time there wasn’t anything like that! Meaning conquering Johto and making all of you miserable is now my number one priority! This place now has my complete and undivided attention! And that means-

[He stops there, not really feeling up to continuing his tirade at the moment. Spending a week without any sort of food, or any sort of water beyond what his Pokemon could get probably had something to do with that.]

Just think about what that means!

[The feed ends there, and about an hour later, another one starts on the Rocket channel. It’s short and straight to the point.]

[Private Audio for Rockets]
I need to know if anything important happened during the past week. If it did, let me know! Immediately!

Comments

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

None of my schemes are unoriginal! None of them!

[tearsofademon]

Anything having to do with explosions is unoriginal. I've seen it before, too many times.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You haven't seen most of the things I'm capable of! I'm sssure of that!

[tearsofademon]

I'll believe it when I see it.

But really, I'd rather not see it.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Too bad! You're going to see it anyway! You and everyone else in Johto! Trust me, it will be impossible to missss this!

[tearsofademon]

Greeeeaaaat.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It will be great! Great for me!

[tearsofademon]

And incredibly bothersome for the rest of us, I'm sure. What a pain.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course it will be bothersome for everyone else! But that's putting it lightly!

[tearsofademon]

Bothersome is a pretty accurate description, actually.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No, it isn't! It's nowhere near accurate enough!

[tearsofademon]

Haa, maybe you're right.

It's really, really, really bothersome.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No, that's ssstill not right! Try terrible! Awful! Horrific! Those are closer to what it will be!

[tearsofademon]

How about "terribly bothersome"?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Not good enough!

[tearsofademon]

"Terribly, awfully, horrifically bothersome"?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That is acceptable. Acceptable for now!

[tearsofademon]

...haaaa, "acceptable" coming from you feels like an insult.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Does it? Good! Because it should!

[Snickering.]

[tearsofademon]

So, I think I'll just stick with "bothersome" and leave it at that.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No! That's wrong! You can't do that!

[tearsofademon]

Ah, well, I'm doing it anyway.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You'll pay for thisssss!

[tearsofademon]

Oh, believe me. I already am, just talking to you.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Good!

Wait, was that an insult? You dare mock me?