52 | Audio

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Cobra Commander’s sticking with audio only for the public portion of this broadcast. After all, there are only so many hiding places in Cianwood City. He won’t be here much longer and plans to be on the next ferry to Olivine, but still, one can’t be too careful.]

First! After days of sssearching, I have recovered what was stolen from me! If you thought hiding it here would keep me from finding it, then you were sorely missstaken!

Sssecond! I overheard a very interesting ssstory in one of the Pokémon Centers. It ssssems someone has been spreading lies about me, and I will not tolerate being ssslandered! I want you to know this, whoever you are! Today you have made a powerful enemy and you will regret doing so!

Third! Mr., what was his name?

[There’s the sound of rummaging and papers being moved around as the Commander looks for a certain name.]

Mr. Xehanort, was it? If you’re still here, contact me immediately!

[End of public feed]

[Private Audio for Rockets]

My fellow Rockets, I require information. As you already know, I was recently the victim of a horrible crime! But what you may not know is that thissss thief may have interfered with Team Rocket property to commit said crime! Which is completely unacceptable! Anyone who can match the following information with a name or a face will have done a great service for not just myself, but for Team Rocket too! And as sssome of you know, I am very willing to reward people for a job well done! Admittedly this isn’t much to go on, but the thief prefers to use the Gear’s text function, enjoys history, specifically American history, or the history from my world for those of you unfamiliar with the United States, and had to have been near Olivine City last week.

Ssssurely one of you must know sssomething about this person!

Comments

[Private Audio.]

[shakespearealien]

At last, you resort to requesting assistance from others. About time.

What was it that was stolen from you?

[Private Audio.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It would have been much sssooner if I didn't have to travel all the way from Kanto to get here! And they ssstole my throne! The one I received for Christmas!

[Private Audio.]

[shakespearealien]

Well, one cannot simply rob you of that as one would a purse. Our property was interfered with, and you only say it publicly now?

[Private Audio.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I wanted to be absolutely sure of things first. And now I am! And I do not carry a purse!

[Private Audio.]

[shakespearealien]

Such an oddly specific denial.

[You earthlings and your fear of castration, you.]

Do you already have a suspect in mind?

[Video]

[whateveryoueatliveitspart]

[Apollo recognizes that voice. He has no idea how to do anything other than video himself though.]

You should have made it so I only have to see you and not hear you.

Whatever they're saying they're probably right.

[Also: most useless description ever. XD]

[Audio]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

How dare you! And no, they're not right! In fact, they couldn't be more wrong!

[Video Forever]

[whateveryoueatliveitspart]

I'll say whatever I want.

What did they say? That you're really loud? Because they would be right.

[Audio Forever]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What they ssssaid was none of your businessss! And no, it had nothing to do with the volume of my voice! Nothing at all!

audio; rocket feed

[bellyshirt]

Man, you're loud.

audio; rocket feed

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

How dare you!

[Wait, is that coming from that Rocket feed?]

Do you have any idea who you're talking to? Any idea at all?

audio;

[bellyshirt]

[...]

Someone with no inside voice, I guess. Jeez, my ears are ringing.

audio;

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't care about your ears! I am Cobra Commander, and I outrank you!

private text

[shadowdive]

I was starting to think my services would never be called on.

private audio

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

My apologies for the delay. I sssimply had nothing that required your ssservices. But now I do! I believe your fee for conducing businesssss in Goldenrod was 26,000, correct?

private text

[shadowdive]

Correct.

private audio forever

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Then I have a job for you. I'm afraid it's quite sstandard, nothing too exciting, but you will be rewarded for completing it. I want someone attacked and an item retrieved from them. Are you willing to do that?

[Anon Text]

[killer_sweets]

[After finishing up with the guy Killua was going to let things be but then he had wicked idea. Let's mess with him so more.]

But I was only telling the truth. You need to let out your nurturing side.

[Audio]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I have no nurturing ssside! The only things I'd nurture are the plans for your destruction!

[Anon Text]

[killer_sweets]

Oh my, I'm scared. Maybe I should have the Joys strengthen their efforts.

After I sent my little operative to soften you up a bit. I was sure you'd be more willing to accept your fate.

[He was going to have fun today.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Your operative? Explain!

[audio]

[impulsives]

Having troubles?

[h e h.]

[audio]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

My problems are none of your businesssss! Now go away!

[audio]

[impulsives]

I dunno, should I?

[Shinn you don't antagonize people that can blow up buildings.]

[audio]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Yesssss! Yes, you should! Now get off of thisss frequency right now!