52 | Audio

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Cobra Commander’s sticking with audio only for the public portion of this broadcast. After all, there are only so many hiding places in Cianwood City. He won’t be here much longer and plans to be on the next ferry to Olivine, but still, one can’t be too careful.]

First! After days of sssearching, I have recovered what was stolen from me! If you thought hiding it here would keep me from finding it, then you were sorely missstaken!

Sssecond! I overheard a very interesting ssstory in one of the Pokémon Centers. It ssssems someone has been spreading lies about me, and I will not tolerate being ssslandered! I want you to know this, whoever you are! Today you have made a powerful enemy and you will regret doing so!

Third! Mr., what was his name?

[There’s the sound of rummaging and papers being moved around as the Commander looks for a certain name.]

Mr. Xehanort, was it? If you’re still here, contact me immediately!

[End of public feed]

[Private Audio for Rockets]

My fellow Rockets, I require information. As you already know, I was recently the victim of a horrible crime! But what you may not know is that thissss thief may have interfered with Team Rocket property to commit said crime! Which is completely unacceptable! Anyone who can match the following information with a name or a face will have done a great service for not just myself, but for Team Rocket too! And as sssome of you know, I am very willing to reward people for a job well done! Admittedly this isn’t much to go on, but the thief prefers to use the Gear’s text function, enjoys history, specifically American history, or the history from my world for those of you unfamiliar with the United States, and had to have been near Olivine City last week.

Ssssurely one of you must know sssomething about this person!

Comments

[killer_sweets]

I don't think you realize how your very presence leave a revolting taste in my mouth.

Men like you are certainly the worst in my eyes and seeing as karma hasn't taken hold to deal with you. I decided to speed up the process. So I went after to things I knew you valued your life and your reputation.

Did you really think you could do want you wanted without consequences?

[To Killua, Cobra Commander was like a fascinating yet disgusting insect. Interesting to watch, yet given the chance he wouldn't hesitate to squash him.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Oh please. Ssspare me your self-righteousness! If you're willing to resort to torture, then you're obvioussssly a terrible person just like I am! I can hardly be the worst in your eyes when you use the sssame tactics I do!

[Anon Text]

[killer_sweets]

That's not what I'm revolted about. I know I'm no saint. It's more of your attitude towards certain people that disgust me. I'm not talking about your enemies.

If there is one thing I value it's loyalty, a man that can own up to his faults, and someone can stand by others no matter how tough things get.

You are the farthest from any of those things.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Oh, but I do value loyalty! I value others being loyal to me!

[killer_sweets]

You aren't loyal to them in return, are you? The minute they are of no use to you or they're downfall helps you rise. You'd abandon them in an instant.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course I would. What's your point?

[killer_sweets]

That's my point, people like you just generally rub me the wrong way. I'd normally ignore your or that annoying trait of yours.

But you had to keep flaunting yourself around like a peacock.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Well, you should have continued to ignore it! Your little brat caught me by sssurprise, but that won't be happening again! And now that I know you exist, I'm going to make sure to pay you back! And then sssome!