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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-12-30 09:54 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-12-30 09:54 pm
66 | Video
[Today’s video shows one side of a room, with donation boxes lined up along the wall. The same boxes that for the past few weeks have been out on the streets, just sitting there in the hopes that people will contribute something to help the needy. And after the recent legendary rampage, there’s certainly a lot more need for such a thing than there was before.
Too bad that the contents aren’t going to anyone deserving, which might be clear once Cobra steps on screen.]
By now these should look familiar to mosssst of you. Several of these boxes were left in various areas, in the hopes that ssssomeone would contribute their hard earned money or items in a misssguided attempt to help those less fortunate. While such actions are typically considered noble by ssssociety, this was nothing more than stupidity on your parts!
And why, you may ask, was it ssstupid? Because! None of these items are going to charity! And before any of you accuse me of theft, they never were! I haven’t ssstolen anything! Merely collected the receptacles I had delivered in the firsssst place! That’s right. There’s no benevolent company or charitable organization behind this! There never was! The entire thing was always a Cobra operation!
[There’s no cackling here since apparently Cobra has more to say.]
But I couldn’t have done thisss alone. No, of course not. Which is why in return for their excellent assistance, I will be making a rather large donation to Team Rocket. The donation will of course, come from the proceeds so generously donated to Cobra by all of you. And that is something I want all of you to think about.
Think about what your charity and ssso called Christmas ssspirit have gotten you! Or perhaps I should say what it will get you! The answer, for those of you too ssstupid to figure it out, is more acts of terror! Acts of terror funded by your generous donations! Perhaps next time you’ll think twice before deciding to help sssssomeone! After all, they could just be exploiting your compassion and generosity like I did!
[And now there’s the obligatory evil laughter to end Cobra’s broadcast.]
{OOC: And here’s the reveal of the scheme detailed in this post.}
Too bad that the contents aren’t going to anyone deserving, which might be clear once Cobra steps on screen.]
By now these should look familiar to mosssst of you. Several of these boxes were left in various areas, in the hopes that ssssomeone would contribute their hard earned money or items in a misssguided attempt to help those less fortunate. While such actions are typically considered noble by ssssociety, this was nothing more than stupidity on your parts!
And why, you may ask, was it ssstupid? Because! None of these items are going to charity! And before any of you accuse me of theft, they never were! I haven’t ssstolen anything! Merely collected the receptacles I had delivered in the firsssst place! That’s right. There’s no benevolent company or charitable organization behind this! There never was! The entire thing was always a Cobra operation!
[There’s no cackling here since apparently Cobra has more to say.]
But I couldn’t have done thisss alone. No, of course not. Which is why in return for their excellent assistance, I will be making a rather large donation to Team Rocket. The donation will of course, come from the proceeds so generously donated to Cobra by all of you. And that is something I want all of you to think about.
Think about what your charity and ssso called Christmas ssspirit have gotten you! Or perhaps I should say what it will get you! The answer, for those of you too ssstupid to figure it out, is more acts of terror! Acts of terror funded by your generous donations! Perhaps next time you’ll think twice before deciding to help sssssomeone! After all, they could just be exploiting your compassion and generosity like I did!
[And now there’s the obligatory evil laughter to end Cobra’s broadcast.]
{OOC: And here’s the reveal of the scheme detailed in this post.}
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[Probably literally. The odds of him having fallen in cement at some point are pretty high.]
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And then...]
That's amazing! Why didn't you tell me about thissss before?
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Because, I had the feeling that if I told you it was still around, you'd request for it back and that means that we'd have to have yet another molding accident before we can begin probably scaring our new employees.
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[To him, it's not really that different from forcing every new Cobra to read his autobiography. Just with a statue instead of a book.]
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