cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (MANIACAL LAUGH)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-12-30 09:54 pm

66 | Video

[Today’s video shows one side of a room, with donation boxes lined up along the wall. The same boxes that for the past few weeks have been out on the streets, just sitting there in the hopes that people will contribute something to help the needy. And after the recent legendary rampage, there’s certainly a lot more need for such a thing than there was before.

Too bad that the contents aren’t going to anyone deserving, which might be clear once Cobra steps on screen.]


By now these should look familiar to mosssst of you. Several of these boxes were left in various areas, in the hopes that ssssomeone would contribute their hard earned money or items in a misssguided attempt to help those less fortunate. While such actions are typically considered noble by ssssociety, this was nothing more than stupidity on your parts!

And why, you may ask, was it ssstupid? Because! None of these items are going to charity! And before any of you accuse me of theft, they never were! I haven’t ssstolen anything! Merely collected the receptacles I had delivered in the firsssst place! That’s right. There’s no benevolent company or charitable organization behind this! There never was! The entire thing was always a Cobra operation!

[There’s no cackling here since apparently Cobra has more to say.]

But I couldn’t have done thisss alone. No, of course not. Which is why in return for their excellent assistance, I will be making a rather large donation to Team Rocket. The donation will of course, come from the proceeds so generously donated to Cobra by all of you. And that is something I want all of you to think about.

Think about what your charity and ssso called Christmas ssspirit have gotten you! Or perhaps I should say what it will get you! The answer, for those of you too ssstupid to figure it out, is more acts of terror! Acts of terror funded by your generous donations! Perhaps next time you’ll think twice before deciding to help sssssomeone! After all, they could just be exploiting your compassion and generosity like I did!

[And now there’s the obligatory evil laughter to end Cobra’s broadcast.]

{OOC: And here’s the reveal of the scheme detailed in this post.}
tearsofademon: (when our tale was begun)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-02-07 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh, well, I meant both Pokémon and people, but good, saves me from having to go through the effort of talking about that.

So my point is, because they have feelings, if you disrespect those feelings, those people won't be your "tools" anymore, if they ever were in the first place.
tearsofademon: (I don't know if you would listen)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-02-08 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they do now. But someday, they'll get fed up with it.
tearsofademon: (when our tale was begun)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-02-09 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's hard to believe.
tearsofademon: (and some say)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-02-12 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Then again, I guess I have met people who are worse than you. Ahh, though, comparing you to those bastards isn't really fair...
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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-02-15 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
To either of you, really. It'd be comparing you to heartless bastards who haven't got a damn thing to redeem them, and it'd be comparing them to some incompetent, loud guy.

[...Believe it or not, there may be half a shard of a nice comment in here somewhere. But it's probably accidental.]
tearsofademon: (strolling by the Seine)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-02-15 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not seeing it.
tearsofademon: (awakes to the bells)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-02-16 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, my vision's pretty sharp.
tearsofademon: (morning in Paris)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-02-18 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
You just keep telling yourself that, then.