cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I BELIEVE THISSS CALLS FOR A SSSSPEECH)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-05-01 06:44 pm

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Greetings, people of the world.

[Behind Cobra Commander, there appears to be some sort of tarp covered object. There’s no real uniform shape to it, and the tarp does a wonderful job concealing the fact that it’s just a bunch of boxes and assorted junk he’s cobbled together to create the impression that there’s something else under there.]

I assume that many of you are wondering what thisss object behind me is? Well, wonder no longer! Thisss is what will not only assure my victory over the world, but also will be the final argument to convince ssssome of you that I, Cobra Commander, am indeed someone you should all fear!

You see, thanks to ssssome of the greatest minds to ever inhabit this place, I finally have a device capable of harnessing the forces of nature themselves! Think about that means! The weather itself is mine to command! And mine to use against my enemies!

[And it’s the same for anyone else with access to certain Pokémon attacks, but Cobra’s hoping the tarp will distract people from thinking about that.]

But I have no interest in ruling over a frozen or flooded planet. Therefore, I’ll give you all one chance to sssspare yourselves such a fate. Simply turn over one-third of all the eggs in both Johto and Kanto to me and you won’t have to experience the full power of thisss weapon! Refuse and suffer the consequences!

I will give you one week to decide! One week!

{OOC: There’s more information about this here!}
artofthestress: (raripout)

[personal profile] artofthestress 2013-05-12 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Really! You're all talk and no action, just like a stage mare I once knew. The worst I really think you'll be able to do is bore us all to death.
tearsofademon: (I see your face and wonder)

[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-05-13 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ignoring the first part~]

You'd really want to put that much work into that?
begetsvengeance: (it's a little different now...)

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[personal profile] begetsvengeance 2013-05-13 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you can count them all on your right hand.

[LOOK AT THAT SMUG SMIRK.]
tearsofademon: (awakes to the bells)

[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-05-13 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I just figured you seemed more like the kind of guy who wanted immediate results.
licentious: (Default)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-05-13 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maritime Headquarters worthy! She knows he'll hate the unicorns, but that's why they're there. No one would go into a place with unicorns expecting Commander Cobra. ]

It'll be helpful for police evasion. [ And sailing the wonderful non!seas of Johto. ]
begetsvengeance: (and it makes me want it more)

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[personal profile] begetsvengeance 2013-05-13 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Which means you have little to none, because if you had a lot of them you'd be bragging.
tearsofademon: (and some say)

[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-05-14 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Great.
searsblindly: Credit to pixelatedstardust (HEHEHE)

[personal profile] searsblindly 2013-05-14 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I highly doubt that! I bet you're just going to stamp your feet and maybe cause some ruckus in a town or city, but I bet you can't shake the ground enough to affect everyone!

I've heard enough about Doomsday devices from other people to know they actually don't succeed.
impulsives: (pic#4713270)

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[personal profile] impulsives 2013-05-14 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
...You know what, forget it. This one is your win today.

[click.]
licentious: (Changed my mind. I'm wearing a dress.)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-05-15 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I believe someone so righteously villainous as yourself will have encounters with the police. [ She phrased that as politely as possible. ]
licentious: (This is a room full of reasons why)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-05-15 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, what additional humiliation is better than having the entire Johto police force destroyed by a Unicorn boat? And you keep your anonymity. [ HAHAHA. Great suggestion or greatest suggestion? ]
licentious: (I don't think of it like a pole dancing)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-05-16 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
After all, you play your hand so brazenly that anything unexpected automatically rules you out in all cases. [ In other words: you're very predictable. But at least she said it kindly and with a faint hint of praise. ]
licentious: (You thought the chillable logo was a)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-05-16 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Not to mention, we can use that quality to frame others. Let's just say we blew up a building and didn't announce it, the police would immediately rule you out. [ This is like a kids afternoon special on how to be terrible. ]

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