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[Today's video is Cobra Commander, who appears to be back in his usual blue outfit. With another prom over and done with, his one decent set of clothes has disappeared into whatever closet it lives in for most of the year.]

I would like to set the record straight about a few things that happened over the weekend. First, ssssome of you may have seen me doing the unthinkable at that ridiculoussss gathering. Yes, I was in fact...

[Hang on. He's having trouble actually putting this into words. The indignity of it all.]

Fine! I'll come out and sssay it. I was washing dishes!

[There. He said it.]

But what I would like to make completely clear is that I was not forced to! Yessss, I was told to, but if I had decided not to go along with it, I could have easily refused! In fact, I could have made sure that no one ever asked me to do ssssuch a menial chore again!

[Overreacting? Nope, not him.]

Which brings me to the second thing I would like to point out. If anyone, anyone at all thinks they can force me to some ridiculousssss chore again, I don't care who they are, I will make sure that they regret ever attempting to do so!

[The feed ends there, so apparently that's it.]

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If I am, it is none of your businesssss!

[He actually was a snake for a while. Then only part snake. It's a long complicated story, but he got better. Sort of.]

Ok, ok. So getting back to the point, why were you asked to wash dishes? Did someone think you were part of the staff?

I don't think that's any of your businesssss.

[He was told to do it because he was making a scene. And went along with it because the Execs didn't want any of the Rockets causing any major trouble. Something Cobra is seriously not happy about.]

Besides, the why is hardly important!

The why is always important. How can I know how indignant I should be for the sake of your dignity if I don't know the why. Way to drop the ball here.

I didn't drop anything, and yesssss, the why is unimportant here! And if you ask why, the answer is because I ssssaid so!

Now that's just inaccurate, the why is always important. And I said sos is just draw attention to the lack of an answer.

It is not drawing attention to anything!

Are you sure about that? Sounds like a bunch of not giving an answer to me.

Yessss, I am sure! One hundred percent sssssure!

Now let me ask you a question! Are you sure that I'm ssssomeone you should be arguing with?

You're obviously going to tell me why I shouldn't, shoot. Give me a good reason and I might just humor you.

Because I'm Cobra Commander! That's why! And that should be all the reason you or anyone else sssshould need!

85 | Video | Backdated to the 8th

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