85 | Video | Backdated to the 8th

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Today's video is Cobra Commander, who appears to be back in his usual blue outfit. With another prom over and done with, his one decent set of clothes has disappeared into whatever closet it lives in for most of the year.]

I would like to set the record straight about a few things that happened over the weekend. First, ssssome of you may have seen me doing the unthinkable at that ridiculoussss gathering. Yes, I was in fact...

[Hang on. He's having trouble actually putting this into words. The indignity of it all.]

Fine! I'll come out and sssay it. I was washing dishes!

[There. He said it.]

But what I would like to make completely clear is that I was not forced to! Yessss, I was told to, but if I had decided not to go along with it, I could have easily refused! In fact, I could have made sure that no one ever asked me to do ssssuch a menial chore again!

[Overreacting? Nope, not him.]

Which brings me to the second thing I would like to point out. If anyone, anyone at all thinks they can force me to some ridiculousssss chore again, I don't care who they are, I will make sure that they regret ever attempting to do so!

[The feed ends there, so apparently that's it.]

Comments

text;

[ossifragant]

Ooh washing dishes!

How embarrassing.

[video forever, probably]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It was embarrassing! You have no idea!

text because he's a troll

[ossifragant]

Oh I'm sure.

Did you wear an embarrassing smock, too, or is that a political cartoons only type of thing?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course not!

[There may have been a smock.

There were definitely dishwashing gloves.]

That's completely ridiculoussss, and I wouldn't be caught dead wearing something like that!

[ossifragant]

You sure?

Because I hear chicks dig a man who can do manual labor like that.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't care about that, and yesss I am sure!

[His lovelife is nonexistent, so that's not really a problem here.]

[ossifragant]

[He could go on, but nahh. Better not poke the other person too much even if it is fun.]

Why do you care so much?

Washing dishes is inconsequential, all things considered.

[Voice]

[moveslikestrider]

[He just has to laugh. Look at this guy. This is dramatic as hell.] Whoa settle down, it's just dishes. What's so bad about that?

[Voice]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What's so bad about it? What's so bad about it? I'll tell you what's sssso bad about it! I am Cobra Commander! Feared terrorist leader and future ruler of the world! And I do not wash dishes! That's what's sssso bad about it!

[Voice]

[moveslikestrider]

Ok, ok. I get it. No need to drag out your ss like a snake. Wait, are you usually part snake? Maybe lizard. Or something else in the reptile family. I'm right, right. [Lizard man.]

[Voice]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

If I am, it is none of your businesssss!

[He actually was a snake for a while. Then only part snake. It's a long complicated story, but he got better. Sort of.]

[Voice]

[moveslikestrider]

Ok, ok. So getting back to the point, why were you asked to wash dishes? Did someone think you were part of the staff?

[Voice]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't think that's any of your businesssss.

[He was told to do it because he was making a scene. And went along with it because the Execs didn't want any of the Rockets causing any major trouble. Something Cobra is seriously not happy about.]

Besides, the why is hardly important!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

[Ryner is unfazed.]

Y'know, if you're that embarrassed about it, I bet most people wouldn't have even known about that if you hadn't just announced it to the whole network...

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Nonssssense! Too many people were there for that to be true!

[Admittedly, he has no idea how many were paying attention to him though.]

I'm ssssure everyone saw it!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Ahh, you think so? Because I sure didn't.

[Granted, he was kind of focused on books, but.]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Obviousssly I think so, or I wouldn't have ssssaid so! And you are hardly representative of everyone!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Haa, well, let me put it this way, then, I guess. I wouldn't have known if you hadn't announced it over the network, and I bet there are other people who are the same way, so you're just adding to your embarrassment, honestly.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Well those people are obviousssssly the minority! I am certain the majority of people ssssaw it! So there!

Video

[red_roses]

[Oh, hey, she remembers you.] Good. You should wash dishes all the time. Then you won't hurt anyone.

Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

If you think ssssomething like dishwashing can keep me from sssstriking at people, then you are sadly misssstaken!

Re: Video

[red_roses]

Well, it kept you from doing anything at the prom.

Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That is not true! What kept me from doing anything and ruining that ssstupid party is the fact that I didn't feel like it! That's all!

[That and a memo from above that such shenanigans would be frowned upon by the Team Rocket higher ups.]

If I'd wanted to, I easily could have planted a bomb, or filled the room with poison gas! Or worse!

Re: Video

[red_roses]

You're a liar.

Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course I am!

[He doesn't have a problem admitting this.]

But about thissss, I am telling the absolute truth.