85 | Video | Backdated to the 8th

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Today's video is Cobra Commander, who appears to be back in his usual blue outfit. With another prom over and done with, his one decent set of clothes has disappeared into whatever closet it lives in for most of the year.]

I would like to set the record straight about a few things that happened over the weekend. First, ssssome of you may have seen me doing the unthinkable at that ridiculoussss gathering. Yes, I was in fact...

[Hang on. He's having trouble actually putting this into words. The indignity of it all.]

Fine! I'll come out and sssay it. I was washing dishes!

[There. He said it.]

But what I would like to make completely clear is that I was not forced to! Yessss, I was told to, but if I had decided not to go along with it, I could have easily refused! In fact, I could have made sure that no one ever asked me to do ssssuch a menial chore again!

[Overreacting? Nope, not him.]

Which brings me to the second thing I would like to point out. If anyone, anyone at all thinks they can force me to some ridiculousssss chore again, I don't care who they are, I will make sure that they regret ever attempting to do so!

[The feed ends there, so apparently that's it.]

Comments

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I care! Sssso you're wrong about that too!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Nobody aside from you.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I doubt that! In fact, I doubt that very much!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Why are you so full of yourself? Seriously.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

A good question. I suppose it has to do with the fact that I am the ssssingle most important person in the entire world!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Even if you were, which you're not, I wouldn't care. All you are is a loud asshole.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

...a loud...

[Cobra trails off, processing what he just heard.

And once he's processed it, the screaming starts.]

How dare you! How dare you refer to me in sssssuch a manner!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Just calling it like I see it.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Then you are obvioussssly blind!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Nah, pretty sure you're just delusional.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I am not delusional!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Anyone who thinks that washing dishes is some huge scandal definitely is.