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[Today we have a Rocket only video, showing Cobra Commander in a house on his giant snake throne that occasionally pops up in his videos. It doesn't appear to be the house he normally broadcasts from, so it appears that he had the chair moved to that island from the other day.]

Hello members of Team Rocket. Thissss is Cobra Commander speaking. The new emperor of Cobra Island, and as I've just recently heard, the newest Rocket Alpha.

[That's right. He's been promoted.]

And today I am here to present a very valuable opportunity for ssssome of you to redeem yourssselves in my eyes.

[Still bitter about the jail thing? Nope. Not him.]

I have four individuals I want dealt with. Three of these targets are open to any of you, and believe me, successsss will be handsomely rewarded. The remaining assignment is unfortunately ressstricted to those with a more proven track record if they are interested in taking it.

[And he could just send his new NPC goons after them, but he really does like providing work for everyone else.]

The first target is one Carter Blake. The idiot who recently appointed himssself leader of the world.

[Cobra sees no irony or hypocrisy here. None at all.]

I would like to ssssee someone shut his mouth. Permanently if it can be arranged. As well as pay for what he did to me in Cherrygrove. The sssecond is one Lightning Farron, who has recently returned to thissss world. Sssome of you may remember her being a problem in the past. Sssee that she does not become one again.

[Of course preemptively attacking someone might cause that problem in the first place.]

For the third, I unfortunately lack their name at the moment. The target is a red haired woman of few words who interfered with my plans in Cherrygrove. I would almossst count on her becoming a problem for the rest of us as well. And sssince no doubt at least one of you will complain about that dessscription being vague, she sssseemed to communicate via a Psychic Pokemon. Ssssurely something like that will make her identity easier to narrow down.

[And that's it, aside from target number four should anyone ask about that.]

{OOC: Everyone here's been listed with their player's permission! If you're taking a target, just get in contact with them for plotting and stuff like that!}

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...That guy?

[And he pauses, thinking back to his venture into the Magma Base a few months back, and the incredibly strange encounter he'd had with the guy in the crate.]

I know him; that's the one that talks to snakes. John and...something, I think. Seems like he takes orders from them.

Yessss, that's the one. He was in the area on the day of my attack and as I later learned, not ordered to be there by the ones working on it. At firsssst, I thought there was a possibility that he was acting on orders to...dissscourage my outside interests, but given my recent advancement, that cannot be the case.

[Or at least he doesn't think so.]

Sssso the only remaining possibilities are that he chose to act on his own, or because ssssomeone else told him to.

[He's not sure which though.]

Either way, he needs to pay for those actions.

Which means now you're looking for somebody to look into it.

[He clicks his tongue against his teeth, shifting the device to his other ear in a moment of fussiness.]

Any idea where he was last?

I don't know! I think he's sssomewhere in Johto, but that's only because sssso few of us reside in Kanto.

All right, I'll tell you what. I'll do some snooping, see if I can pin the bastard down, and let you know what I come up with. I'm not so sure about just going right out and rolling one of our own unless I'm pretty confident it's not gonna get my head handed to me on a silver platter, you know?

[...]

Though from the sound of it, he's not really one of our own, is he.

That's right. He's not, is he?

[He's certainly not one of Cobra's anyway.]

Let me know what you find out, and should you ssssee a reason to act, then by all means, you have my permission.

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