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[Today we have a Rocket only video, showing Cobra Commander in a house on his giant snake throne that occasionally pops up in his videos. It doesn't appear to be the house he normally broadcasts from, so it appears that he had the chair moved to that island from the other day.]

Hello members of Team Rocket. Thissss is Cobra Commander speaking. The new emperor of Cobra Island, and as I've just recently heard, the newest Rocket Alpha.

[That's right. He's been promoted.]

And today I am here to present a very valuable opportunity for ssssome of you to redeem yourssselves in my eyes.

[Still bitter about the jail thing? Nope. Not him.]

I have four individuals I want dealt with. Three of these targets are open to any of you, and believe me, successsss will be handsomely rewarded. The remaining assignment is unfortunately ressstricted to those with a more proven track record if they are interested in taking it.

[And he could just send his new NPC goons after them, but he really does like providing work for everyone else.]

The first target is one Carter Blake. The idiot who recently appointed himssself leader of the world.

[Cobra sees no irony or hypocrisy here. None at all.]

I would like to ssssee someone shut his mouth. Permanently if it can be arranged. As well as pay for what he did to me in Cherrygrove. The sssecond is one Lightning Farron, who has recently returned to thissss world. Sssome of you may remember her being a problem in the past. Sssee that she does not become one again.

[Of course preemptively attacking someone might cause that problem in the first place.]

For the third, I unfortunately lack their name at the moment. The target is a red haired woman of few words who interfered with my plans in Cherrygrove. I would almossst count on her becoming a problem for the rest of us as well. And sssince no doubt at least one of you will complain about that dessscription being vague, she sssseemed to communicate via a Psychic Pokemon. Ssssurely something like that will make her identity easier to narrow down.

[And that's it, aside from target number four should anyone ask about that.]

{OOC: Everyone here's been listed with their player's permission! If you're taking a target, just get in contact with them for plotting and stuff like that!}

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It did! Far more handy than your essscape hatch would've been.

[SHOTS FIRED.

Though to be honest Dist kind of walked right into that one.]

I-It would've been perfectly handy under different circumstances! The parachute simply was more useful in this situation!

Which means I was right!

That doesn't mean my suggestion was invalid just because circumstances favored yours!

[Oh my god how old are these two.]

Edited 2015-03-31 03:42 (UTC)

But it does mean I had the better one!

[Old enough that they shouldn't be left unsupervised.]

[Cue the most exasperated huff, along with maybe some slight growling.]

No it doesn't! If the escape hatch was there, you would've escaped long before getting knocked off the damn thing!

[Arguing is getting them nowhere—nor is it a good idea for Dist to be arguing with his new superior—and yet he can't stop.]

Then how would I have continued piloting and attacking if I was no longer aboard the vehicle?

I am operating under the assumption that the vehicle was already too far gone at this point.

It was...

[...missing about two thirds of it at that point.]

Compromised, yessss. But I've piloted worse, and could have made a successssful landing if it hadn't been for her interference!

[...more like screamed and jumped over the side while it crashed into something.]

So using an escape hatch would have been practical if it was compromised anyway.

[...it'd probably be less jarring than just jumping off the thing.]

Perhapssss.

[That's as close to conceding the argument as he'll get.]

But we'll never know, will we?

No, I suppose not.

[...]

But I still refuse for it to be discounted entirely- the possibility remains!

Then perhaps you should target the perssson responssible.

[Red, he means. Not him.]

I doubt targeting her is going to solve this mystery, Commander. Besides, I said I am not one for these types of tasks. I have many important projects that need my full attention.

[He's totally lying about not being one for these tasks, for the record.]

How dissssappointing.

[Oh well, he'll find someone else. Or try to.]

I don't mind providing information though, for the record. I can always seek out contact with her to see if anything comes from it. She was pleasant enough to speak with, so I wouldn't mind it.

[He is totally aware that this is a serious matter of taking down enemies!

He just enjoys chatting with pleasant people who sometimes happen to be targets.]

Pleassant to ssspeak with? Pleasant to ssssspeak with? She ruined my...our work! I don't care if she's the greatest conversssationlist on earth, she needs to pay for that missstake!

[Hey, he caught that slip! But again, Cobra does have a point about that. She does need to face some sort of retaliation for destroying a piece of his work.]

I am well aware of what she did. With luck, we will be able to trap her. Then you can do whatever you want to make her pay.

Luck? We shouldn't need luck! Just get it done!

[And he's hanging up now because he's still sort of angry about the pleasant conversationalist thing.]

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