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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2011-04-01 05:50 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2011-04-01 05:50 pm
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[The sound of rain can be heard, but the Commander had the sense to broadcast indoors. His tone indicated this is actually important and not a usual rant.]
People of the world, I demand your immediate attention! I have an extremely important announcement to make. Quite possibly the most important announcement in the history of Johto!
[There’s a snort from behind his mask, which is immediately followed by the feed being killed for a few moments. When it resumes, the Commander seems to have regained his composure.]
Effective immediately, Cobra is no more. I understand now that it is impossible to conquer this world and will stop trying. From this moment forward, please consider me an ordinary citizen, no more important or dangerous than the rest of you. That is all.
Oh wait, there is one more thing. April Fools, you morons! I’m not giving up anything! If anything I have even more reasons to take over Johto than I did before! And none of you can stop me!
[He proceeds to cackle hysterically, like this is the funniest thing in the world to him.]
{OOC: Canon update successful (One week, plus a few days), so Cobra Commander’s back to yell and scream and fail at everyone.}
People of the world, I demand your immediate attention! I have an extremely important announcement to make. Quite possibly the most important announcement in the history of Johto!
[There’s a snort from behind his mask, which is immediately followed by the feed being killed for a few moments. When it resumes, the Commander seems to have regained his composure.]
Effective immediately, Cobra is no more. I understand now that it is impossible to conquer this world and will stop trying. From this moment forward, please consider me an ordinary citizen, no more important or dangerous than the rest of you. That is all.
Oh wait, there is one more thing. April Fools, you morons! I’m not giving up anything! If anything I have even more reasons to take over Johto than I did before! And none of you can stop me!
[He proceeds to cackle hysterically, like this is the funniest thing in the world to him.]
{OOC: Canon update successful (One week, plus a few days), so Cobra Commander’s back to yell and scream and fail at everyone.}
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[Guess who got foiled by children and then saw his replacement get foiled by children and old people?]
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[Cobra Commander pauses. He doesn't suspect anything, but given what happened with Cobra, his minions, and Serpentor, this discussion is going to be had with every single person loyal to him in Johto.]
I'd like to discuss the matter of your loyalty and the penalty for treason.
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Have I offended you in some way?
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We shall see if the others are as dedicated as you are. Once I can be sure of who is loyal and who is not, I can begin plotting the eventual takeover of Johto.
And then the world will belong to Cobra!