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[The sound of rain can be heard, but the Commander had the sense to broadcast indoors. His tone indicated this is actually important and not a usual rant.]

People of the world, I demand your immediate attention! I have an extremely important announcement to make. Quite possibly the most important announcement in the history of Johto!

[There’s a snort from behind his mask, which is immediately followed by the feed being killed for a few moments. When it resumes, the Commander seems to have regained his composure.]

Effective immediately, Cobra is no more. I understand now that it is impossible to conquer this world and will stop trying. From this moment forward, please consider me an ordinary citizen, no more important or dangerous than the rest of you. That is all.

Oh wait, there is one more thing. April Fools, you morons! I’m not giving up anything! If anything I have even more reasons to take over Johto than I did before! And none of you can stop me!

[He proceeds to cackle hysterically, like this is the funniest thing in the world to him.]

{OOC: Canon update successful (One week, plus a few days), so Cobra Commander’s back to yell and scream and fail at everyone.}

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You almost had me worried.

[ffff you so moronic, best toy ever]

Did I?

I merely wanted to use the date to mock my enemies. And show everyone that I have returned to consciousnesssss.

I am, of course, greatly relieved.

As you should be.

Now, seeing how I've been unconscious for almost two weeks, has anything happened with Team Rocket?

Our control is still secure. However, people have begun to investigate. No one official, just curious children.

Just curious children? In my experience, children should not be underestimated!

[Guess who got foiled by children and then saw his replacement get foiled by children and old people?]

Security will be tightened. They'll grow tired of investigating and not learning a thing.

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[...You're still going on about that, are you. Ryner just gives the video a tired look, while the wild Paras who's still parked on his head gives a questioning look instead.]

...Er, I don't think I get the joke.

You don't?

Not really, no. I mean, conquering the world and bothersome things like that... It doesn't seem like something people would joke about a lot, you know?

Allow me to explain since my sense of humor is obviously beyond your comprehension. You already know that I've made my intentions to take over the world quite clear, sssso the joke is that I was giving them up! Only I'm not! Get it?