cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Your stupidity is hilarioussssss)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2011-04-01 05:50 pm

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[The sound of rain can be heard, but the Commander had the sense to broadcast indoors. His tone indicated this is actually important and not a usual rant.]

People of the world, I demand your immediate attention! I have an extremely important announcement to make. Quite possibly the most important announcement in the history of Johto!

[There’s a snort from behind his mask, which is immediately followed by the feed being killed for a few moments. When it resumes, the Commander seems to have regained his composure.]

Effective immediately, Cobra is no more. I understand now that it is impossible to conquer this world and will stop trying. From this moment forward, please consider me an ordinary citizen, no more important or dangerous than the rest of you. That is all.

Oh wait, there is one more thing. April Fools, you morons! I’m not giving up anything! If anything I have even more reasons to take over Johto than I did before! And none of you can stop me!

[He proceeds to cackle hysterically, like this is the funniest thing in the world to him.]

{OOC: Canon update successful (One week, plus a few days), so Cobra Commander’s back to yell and scream and fail at everyone.}

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[identity profile] redderbyrules.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
You almost had me worried.

[ffff you so moronic, best toy ever]

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Did I?

I merely wanted to use the date to mock my enemies. And show everyone that I have returned to consciousnesssss.

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[identity profile] redderbyrules.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I am, of course, greatly relieved.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
As you should be.

Now, seeing how I've been unconscious for almost two weeks, has anything happened with Team Rocket?

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[identity profile] redderbyrules.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Our control is still secure. However, people have begun to investigate. No one official, just curious children.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Just curious children? In my experience, children should not be underestimated!

[Guess who got foiled by children and then saw his replacement get foiled by children and old people?]

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[identity profile] redderbyrules.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Security will be tightened. They'll grow tired of investigating and not learning a thing.

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[identity profile] alpha_stigma.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[...You're still going on about that, are you. Ryner just gives the video a tired look, while the wild Paras who's still parked on his head gives a questioning look instead.]

...Er, I don't think I get the joke.

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[identity profile] alpha_stigma.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Not really, no. I mean, conquering the world and bothersome things like that... It doesn't seem like something people would joke about a lot, you know?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Allow me to explain since my sense of humor is obviously beyond your comprehension. You already know that I've made my intentions to take over the world quite clear, sssso the joke is that I was giving them up! Only I'm not! Get it?

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[identity profile] alpha_stigma.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
I see... Well, seems like a rather troublesome joke to me, but if that's what you want to do, doesn't really matter to me.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
If it doesn't matter to you, then why did you ask about it?

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[identity profile] dateplans.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[A moments pause.] So--you're still Cobra? And you still wanna take over this place? Or is that apart of the joke as well?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's not part of the joke! I am still the leader of Cobra and I still want to take over the world!

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[identity profile] dateplans.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
So you're a leader of a buncha snakes?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
No! I have ssssnake Pokemon, but Cobra is made up of human members!

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[identity profile] dateplans.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see. Man that would have been interesting to see someone take over the world with a buncha cobras.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I did turn the world's animals against mankind, including the snakes, in an attempt to conquer the world!

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[identity profile] superboobies.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Booooooooriiiiiiing.

How about you try something a little less obnoxious?

[ She doesn't know who he is but holy hell is there nothing more annoying than a man who just talks. ]

Seriously, there is nothing more annoying than a man who never shuts up.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Who dares call me obnoxious? Don't you know who I am?

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[identity profile] superboobies.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I have no clue who you are, and I don't really care. I hate men who can't shut up, and that includes you.

So calm yourself. I'm pretty sure half the people on this network don't really want to hear you speak either.

[ |: And here comes disastuh ]

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I am Cobra Commander, and you can hate me all you want! I really don't care! I have so many enemies already that having one more doesn't bother me at all! What does bother me is you having the audacity to tell me to calm myself! Calm myself? You have no right to tell me anything! And I also don't care if you or anyone else wants to hear me talk! You're going to hear it whether you like it or not, so get used to it!

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[identity profile] superboobies.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. If you wanted to get more people to join your coalition, perhaps you should act kinder. If you just act annoying, you're only going to get more people to ally against you which would lead to your defeat.

[ She seems a bit irritated but still rather calm. Rangiku isn't sure how much of this she can hold in before she decides it's time to let Cobras be venomous and hang up. ]

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Act kinder? Act kinder? Kindness is a sign of weakness! Weakness! I don't care how many people ally against me because they think I'm annoying! Which I'm not! Let them organize. It will only make it that much easier to destroy them all if they're all together!

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