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[The sound of rain can be heard, but the Commander had the sense to broadcast indoors. His tone indicated this is actually important and not a usual rant.]

People of the world, I demand your immediate attention! I have an extremely important announcement to make. Quite possibly the most important announcement in the history of Johto!

[There’s a snort from behind his mask, which is immediately followed by the feed being killed for a few moments. When it resumes, the Commander seems to have regained his composure.]

Effective immediately, Cobra is no more. I understand now that it is impossible to conquer this world and will stop trying. From this moment forward, please consider me an ordinary citizen, no more important or dangerous than the rest of you. That is all.

Oh wait, there is one more thing. April Fools, you morons! I’m not giving up anything! If anything I have even more reasons to take over Johto than I did before! And none of you can stop me!

[He proceeds to cackle hysterically, like this is the funniest thing in the world to him.]

{OOC: Canon update successful (One week, plus a few days), so Cobra Commander’s back to yell and scream and fail at everyone.}

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Allow me to explain since my sense of humor is obviously beyond your comprehension. You already know that I've made my intentions to take over the world quite clear, sssso the joke is that I was giving them up! Only I'm not! Get it?

I see... Well, seems like a rather troublesome joke to me, but if that's what you want to do, doesn't really matter to me.

If it doesn't matter to you, then why did you ask about it?

[He shrugs.] Gotta think about something other than all this rain, you know?

[Did I forget to mention that he's kind of drenched and under a bedsheet that's acting as a makeshift tent? Because he kind of is.]

Let me guess. You were too lazy to go inside right?

[Laughs.]

Kind of hard to go inside when I haven't seen an 'inside' since I went in this forest a few days ago. How was I supposed to know it would storm while I was traveling? The weather sucks.

[Hang on. He's still laughing. This goes on for a while.]

You should be more prepared! The way the weather shifts here, anything could happen at any time! For all you know there could be a horrible ice storm tomorrow! I doubt your bedsheet would keep you from becoming a human popsicle!

[And he's laughing again.]

[And he's just. Not going to bother answering that. Because honestly, he has been walking through this forest in the rain all day, only having set up camp now, and so he's too tired to respond to something like that.

"Quil?" Even if his Cyndaquil pops out from under Ryner's Sage robes that are being used by a couple of his partners as a blanket to wonder why people are talking about ice.]

What a pain...

You had better not be calling me a pain! That goes for that Pokemon too!

[The Cyndaquil hops up onto Ryner's lap, and he - carefully and slowly we don't need any more burned hands thank you - pats the little critter's head.] Ah, well, I'm sure Ren didn't mean anything of the sort.

["Quil~" Ren seems to like being petted like that, and starts rubbing up against Ryner's hand. Ryner is visibly a little bit hesitant at this, but doesn't pull away or anything.]

It better not if it knows what's good for it!

Hey, let's not start making bothersome threats or anything like that, okay?

Don't you tell me what to do! I am Cobra Commander! I'll threaten whoever or whatever I please!

[And you wonder why he keeps using the word bothersome. Have a sigh.]

Well, I mean, I'm just saying, it would be a lot less bothersome if you would. And doing bothersome things like threatening him when he's so much smaller than you are would be really rude too, you know?

Let me make this perfectly clear to you.

[He's even using his "indoor" voice. Of course it won't last.]

I don't care if you think something is bothersome. If I want to do something, I will do something, regardless of how bothersome someone else thinks it is because I do not value opinions other than my own. Furthermore, I don't care if you think it's rude or not! I already told you that I'll threaten whatever I want! I don't care if it's smaller than me! If I want to threaten it, I will!

[Well, there's obviously only one proper response to that. :D]

...How bothersome.

You're bothersome!

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