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[Today’s video shows one side of a room, with donation boxes lined up along the wall. The same boxes that for the past few weeks have been out on the streets, just sitting there in the hopes that people will contribute something to help the needy. And after the recent legendary rampage, there’s certainly a lot more need for such a thing than there was before.

Too bad that the contents aren’t going to anyone deserving, which might be clear once Cobra steps on screen.]

By now these should look familiar to mosssst of you. Several of these boxes were left in various areas, in the hopes that ssssomeone would contribute their hard earned money or items in a misssguided attempt to help those less fortunate. While such actions are typically considered noble by ssssociety, this was nothing more than stupidity on your parts!

And why, you may ask, was it ssstupid? Because! None of these items are going to charity! And before any of you accuse me of theft, they never were! I haven’t ssstolen anything! Merely collected the receptacles I had delivered in the firsssst place! That’s right. There’s no benevolent company or charitable organization behind this! There never was! The entire thing was always a Cobra operation!

[There’s no cackling here since apparently Cobra has more to say.]

But I couldn’t have done thisss alone. No, of course not. Which is why in return for their excellent assistance, I will be making a rather large donation to Team Rocket. The donation will of course, come from the proceeds so generously donated to Cobra by all of you. And that is something I want all of you to think about.

Think about what your charity and ssso called Christmas ssspirit have gotten you! Or perhaps I should say what it will get you! The answer, for those of you too ssstupid to figure it out, is more acts of terror! Acts of terror funded by your generous donations! Perhaps next time you’ll think twice before deciding to help sssssomeone! After all, they could just be exploiting your compassion and generosity like I did!

[And now there’s the obligatory evil laughter to end Cobra’s broadcast.]

{OOC: And here’s the reveal of the scheme detailed in this post.}

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It'd be nice if I could just sleep all day, y'know? Not bother anyone, not be bothered by anyone. 'Course, it never works out that way.

I was not talking about sssuch trivial nonsense! I was talking about being pushed into more important matters!

Never said I wasn't talking about more serious things too.

Then talk about those instead!

But what if I don't feel like it?

Then sssstop wasting my time!

You're the one wasting everyone else's.

I am not!

Yes you are.

No, I am not, and if you continue to argue with me, I'll waste you!

["Clef!!" Rose doesn't like the tone you're taking with her dear partner.]

Haaa, don't pay attention to bothersome guys like him, Rose. He's not worth it.

Do not tell other people to ignore me!

Better she ignore you than fry the 'gear.

I don't care if she fries your gear or not! In fact, it'd be better for me if she did because then I wouldn't have to deal with you until you received a replacement!

You know what your problem is? You only ever think about yourself, and how something can benefit you.

...Ahh, well, one of them, anyway.

How is that a problem?

You're not the only person in the world.

I am well aware of that fact! However, I ssstill fail to see what the problem is!

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Those other people? Believe it or not, they matter too.

To you, maybe. To me, most of them only matter as tools to be used to further my goals!

And that's the problem.

Somehow, even if I tried to explain it, I don't think you'd get it...

Try it! Perhapsss I might understand.

[Or not.]

Haaaa... All right, let's see if I can put it in a way you might understand.

Let's say you've got... a hammer, or something like that anyway. A plain, ordinary hammer that isn't alive, 'cause there's probably a Pokémon out there somewhere that's like a hammer. Would you say that that kind of hammer has feelings?

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