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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-05-01 06:44 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-05-01 06:44 pm
70 | Video
Greetings, people of the world.
[Behind Cobra Commander, there appears to be some sort of tarp covered object. There’s no real uniform shape to it, and the tarp does a wonderful job concealing the fact that it’s just a bunch of boxes and assorted junk he’s cobbled together to create the impression that there’s something else under there.]
I assume that many of you are wondering what thisss object behind me is? Well, wonder no longer! Thisss is what will not only assure my victory over the world, but also will be the final argument to convince ssssome of you that I, Cobra Commander, am indeed someone you should all fear!
You see, thanks to ssssome of the greatest minds to ever inhabit this place, I finally have a device capable of harnessing the forces of nature themselves! Think about that means! The weather itself is mine to command! And mine to use against my enemies!
[And it’s the same for anyone else with access to certain Pokémon attacks, but Cobra’s hoping the tarp will distract people from thinking about that.]
But I have no interest in ruling over a frozen or flooded planet. Therefore, I’ll give you all one chance to sssspare yourselves such a fate. Simply turn over one-third of all the eggs in both Johto and Kanto to me and you won’t have to experience the full power of thisss weapon! Refuse and suffer the consequences!
I will give you one week to decide! One week!
{OOC: There’s more information about this here!}
[Behind Cobra Commander, there appears to be some sort of tarp covered object. There’s no real uniform shape to it, and the tarp does a wonderful job concealing the fact that it’s just a bunch of boxes and assorted junk he’s cobbled together to create the impression that there’s something else under there.]
I assume that many of you are wondering what thisss object behind me is? Well, wonder no longer! Thisss is what will not only assure my victory over the world, but also will be the final argument to convince ssssome of you that I, Cobra Commander, am indeed someone you should all fear!
You see, thanks to ssssome of the greatest minds to ever inhabit this place, I finally have a device capable of harnessing the forces of nature themselves! Think about that means! The weather itself is mine to command! And mine to use against my enemies!
[And it’s the same for anyone else with access to certain Pokémon attacks, but Cobra’s hoping the tarp will distract people from thinking about that.]
But I have no interest in ruling over a frozen or flooded planet. Therefore, I’ll give you all one chance to sssspare yourselves such a fate. Simply turn over one-third of all the eggs in both Johto and Kanto to me and you won’t have to experience the full power of thisss weapon! Refuse and suffer the consequences!
I will give you one week to decide! One week!
{OOC: There’s more information about this here!}
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...I'm not from America or anything, but wasn't April Fools Day last month?
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[Wait a second.]
If you think this is merely some sort of joke, then you couldn't be more wrong! If my demands are not meant, then the world will sssssuffer!
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But if the world suffers, how can we meet your demands? And shouldn't the Pokemon have a say too?
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[Or given how death works in Johto, be extremely annoyed forever.]
As to the Pokemon, why should I give them a sssay? I don't care what they think. In fact, I don't care what anyone thinks unless they think that they should give me what I want!
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(Well, at least she figured out that much. But yes, 'extremely annoyed' fits the bill 100%.)
They deserve just as much a say as anyone of us! I wasn't here for it, but didn't you guys just go through the worst snowstorm ever?
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[He’s laughing to hard to give any sort of proper answer beyond that. Okay, he’s, no he’s not done.
Any second now.
Hopefully.
Okay, now he’s done.]
Of course I don’t sssstand for justice! Whatever gave you that idea? In fact, I ssstand for the exact opposite! And as to that incident some months ago, what about it? What does that ssssnowstorm have to do with anything?
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and waits...
and waits until he's finished.
Wow, that was quite a while.)
Uh, 'cause you don't really look like someone who wouldn't stand for justice? And, I don't think the Pokemon would like it if anyone tried stuff with the weather.
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[That's as far as he's gonna go on the justice thing. It's not like anyone understands Cobra's outfit choices anyway, so he's not going to bother.]
And I don't care what the Pokemon would like! I don't care what anyone likes! Anyone except me!
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You won't get away with this! As a Knight of Justice and a fellow trainer of Pokemon, you shall be stopped.
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[Okay, he's laughing again.]
Oh my then perhaps I should just turn myssssself in right now. Or not! Lisssten to me! There are few things in this world that would cause me to worry. [Actually quite a few of them.] But a sssso called Knight of Justice is hardly one of them!
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...You should be worried! My Pokemon are getting stronger each day, and even if I can't turn you in you won't be able to evade justice forever.
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