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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-05-01 06:44 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-05-01 06:44 pm
70 | Video
Greetings, people of the world.
[Behind Cobra Commander, there appears to be some sort of tarp covered object. There’s no real uniform shape to it, and the tarp does a wonderful job concealing the fact that it’s just a bunch of boxes and assorted junk he’s cobbled together to create the impression that there’s something else under there.]
I assume that many of you are wondering what thisss object behind me is? Well, wonder no longer! Thisss is what will not only assure my victory over the world, but also will be the final argument to convince ssssome of you that I, Cobra Commander, am indeed someone you should all fear!
You see, thanks to ssssome of the greatest minds to ever inhabit this place, I finally have a device capable of harnessing the forces of nature themselves! Think about that means! The weather itself is mine to command! And mine to use against my enemies!
[And it’s the same for anyone else with access to certain Pokémon attacks, but Cobra’s hoping the tarp will distract people from thinking about that.]
But I have no interest in ruling over a frozen or flooded planet. Therefore, I’ll give you all one chance to sssspare yourselves such a fate. Simply turn over one-third of all the eggs in both Johto and Kanto to me and you won’t have to experience the full power of thisss weapon! Refuse and suffer the consequences!
I will give you one week to decide! One week!
{OOC: There’s more information about this here!}
[Behind Cobra Commander, there appears to be some sort of tarp covered object. There’s no real uniform shape to it, and the tarp does a wonderful job concealing the fact that it’s just a bunch of boxes and assorted junk he’s cobbled together to create the impression that there’s something else under there.]
I assume that many of you are wondering what thisss object behind me is? Well, wonder no longer! Thisss is what will not only assure my victory over the world, but also will be the final argument to convince ssssome of you that I, Cobra Commander, am indeed someone you should all fear!
You see, thanks to ssssome of the greatest minds to ever inhabit this place, I finally have a device capable of harnessing the forces of nature themselves! Think about that means! The weather itself is mine to command! And mine to use against my enemies!
[And it’s the same for anyone else with access to certain Pokémon attacks, but Cobra’s hoping the tarp will distract people from thinking about that.]
But I have no interest in ruling over a frozen or flooded planet. Therefore, I’ll give you all one chance to sssspare yourselves such a fate. Simply turn over one-third of all the eggs in both Johto and Kanto to me and you won’t have to experience the full power of thisss weapon! Refuse and suffer the consequences!
I will give you one week to decide! One week!
{OOC: There’s more information about this here!}
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Man, you're more full of shit than usually. Is it some special occasion or what?
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If there were such an occasion behind thisss, and I had wanted it made public, then I would have mentioned it. And I assure you that I am not full of anything other than confidence! Confidence that my plan will succeed! Or else!
[video]
[Despite saying that Crow is fairly certain that yes, Cobra is dumb enough to believe it, so he'll be nice enough to lay it out for him, albeit not without letting out a resigned sigh first.]
Look, has anyone done what you demanded? Like, ever? No. Wanna know why? 'Cause some masked clown's threats ain't enough to scare anyone.
Secondly, ever heard of Rain Dance? Sunny Day? Hail? Even if by some miracle you did have some sorta weather control switch there -- which I still think is a load of crap, by the way -- then half of people here have Pokémon who can do the same. What makes you think you're special?
Last but not least, the main reason why no one's gonna give you a single egg is 'cause you wouldn't even know how to take care of it.
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[And conceding an argument isn’t something that Cobra usually does.]
While I am hardly a clown, you are correct. No one has given into my demands yet. Which is a mistake that will soon be corrected!
Second, of course I’ve heard of those. They matter little to me though. As to what makes me sssso special, it’s simple. As always, I am willing to do what most are not in order to get what I want!
Third, I know quite well how to raise a Pokémon egg! I’ve received and hatched many during my time here! Ssssso there!
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'Kay, since logic doesn't seem to be getting through your thick skull, lemme put this in simple words: you're not getting a single egg from anyone. Not now, not ever.
And how 'bout you give up that shitty plan before you make an idiot out of yourself? ... More than you already do, that is.
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And give up? Why on earth would I ssssurrender? I'm the one with all the power here, not the other way around!