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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-05-01 06:44 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-05-01 06:44 pm
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Greetings, people of the world.
[Behind Cobra Commander, there appears to be some sort of tarp covered object. There’s no real uniform shape to it, and the tarp does a wonderful job concealing the fact that it’s just a bunch of boxes and assorted junk he’s cobbled together to create the impression that there’s something else under there.]
I assume that many of you are wondering what thisss object behind me is? Well, wonder no longer! Thisss is what will not only assure my victory over the world, but also will be the final argument to convince ssssome of you that I, Cobra Commander, am indeed someone you should all fear!
You see, thanks to ssssome of the greatest minds to ever inhabit this place, I finally have a device capable of harnessing the forces of nature themselves! Think about that means! The weather itself is mine to command! And mine to use against my enemies!
[And it’s the same for anyone else with access to certain Pokémon attacks, but Cobra’s hoping the tarp will distract people from thinking about that.]
But I have no interest in ruling over a frozen or flooded planet. Therefore, I’ll give you all one chance to sssspare yourselves such a fate. Simply turn over one-third of all the eggs in both Johto and Kanto to me and you won’t have to experience the full power of thisss weapon! Refuse and suffer the consequences!
I will give you one week to decide! One week!
{OOC: There’s more information about this here!}
[Behind Cobra Commander, there appears to be some sort of tarp covered object. There’s no real uniform shape to it, and the tarp does a wonderful job concealing the fact that it’s just a bunch of boxes and assorted junk he’s cobbled together to create the impression that there’s something else under there.]
I assume that many of you are wondering what thisss object behind me is? Well, wonder no longer! Thisss is what will not only assure my victory over the world, but also will be the final argument to convince ssssome of you that I, Cobra Commander, am indeed someone you should all fear!
You see, thanks to ssssome of the greatest minds to ever inhabit this place, I finally have a device capable of harnessing the forces of nature themselves! Think about that means! The weather itself is mine to command! And mine to use against my enemies!
[And it’s the same for anyone else with access to certain Pokémon attacks, but Cobra’s hoping the tarp will distract people from thinking about that.]
But I have no interest in ruling over a frozen or flooded planet. Therefore, I’ll give you all one chance to sssspare yourselves such a fate. Simply turn over one-third of all the eggs in both Johto and Kanto to me and you won’t have to experience the full power of thisss weapon! Refuse and suffer the consequences!
I will give you one week to decide! One week!
{OOC: There’s more information about this here!}
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[ Lust is business savvy. A little bit ancient business savvy before the term fuck the people was invented and used because no one even spared the people a single thought, but it's savvy anyways. ]
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[That doesn't seem like much, but Cobra's aware that things can stack up. But still, he has his doubts. That Atari company didn't fare too well after all. And he's heard positive things about Nintendo, but who knows if that will last?
At least that's what he thinks given that he's from the late 80s/early 90s, and is way too busy taking over the world to worry about things like the video game industry.]
Even then, I fail to ssssee how that can generate massive amounts of money quickly. The market for ssssuch things can't be that big.
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You find these games stupid. You find a majority of the people here stupid. Stupid people enjoy stupid things. [ A = B = C. ] I believe, with this, we are sitting on a gold mine. I know several people who enjoy the small games on here.
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True enough. Very well. Look into it and see what can be done in that market.
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No, I have no particular ideas regarding thisss project.
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I hope you do not mind games made in your likeness. [ actually, that's a lie. she has some ideas. ]
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[Because he really doesn't see a game where you play as Cobra Commander selling well. Not here anyway.]