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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-05-01 06:44 pm

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Greetings, people of the world.

[Behind Cobra Commander, there appears to be some sort of tarp covered object. There’s no real uniform shape to it, and the tarp does a wonderful job concealing the fact that it’s just a bunch of boxes and assorted junk he’s cobbled together to create the impression that there’s something else under there.]

I assume that many of you are wondering what thisss object behind me is? Well, wonder no longer! Thisss is what will not only assure my victory over the world, but also will be the final argument to convince ssssome of you that I, Cobra Commander, am indeed someone you should all fear!

You see, thanks to ssssome of the greatest minds to ever inhabit this place, I finally have a device capable of harnessing the forces of nature themselves! Think about that means! The weather itself is mine to command! And mine to use against my enemies!

[And it’s the same for anyone else with access to certain Pokémon attacks, but Cobra’s hoping the tarp will distract people from thinking about that.]

But I have no interest in ruling over a frozen or flooded planet. Therefore, I’ll give you all one chance to sssspare yourselves such a fate. Simply turn over one-third of all the eggs in both Johto and Kanto to me and you won’t have to experience the full power of thisss weapon! Refuse and suffer the consequences!

I will give you one week to decide! One week!

{OOC: There’s more information about this here!}
licentious: (This is a room full of reasons why)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-05-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
There is an almost unlimited amount of pokégears and you earn a dollar for each game you sell, you can add tips and tricks for additional money which aren't too hard to design. It's an untapped market that can gain massive amounts of money for little pay, doubly so if we sell it to a corporation and make our own corporation out of these funds.

[ Lust is business savvy. A little bit ancient business savvy before the term fuck the people was invented and used because no one even spared the people a single thought, but it's savvy anyways. ]
licentious: (shanked the bartender and bouncer)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-05-26 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lust will use a secret type of logic that appeals to Commander Cobra. His own. ]

You find these games stupid. You find a majority of the people here stupid. Stupid people enjoy stupid things. [ A = B = C. ] I believe, with this, we are sitting on a gold mine. I know several people who enjoy the small games on here.
licentious: (Changed my mind. I'm wearing a dress.)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-05-29 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. I'll consult my grunts on video projects that we may work on. Any ideas?
licentious: (shanked the bartender and bouncer)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-05-30 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, don't look at her. Back in her time when she was born, they were still shitting in buckets. Hell, the most recent invention is the long distance phone call and Lust has enjoyed the hell out of that. ]

I hope you do not mind games made in your likeness. [ actually, that's a lie. she has some ideas. ]