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[Today was supposed to be the big day for Cobra. The day when everything went right. Certainly not the day where it rained on the morning on his attack, making it a pain to record video or take photos. And certainly not the day where his metal bird got shot out of the sky by Raichu. He was actually glad there wasn't any footage of that.

Really, it'd been a mixed bag at best. He'd done some damage, but retreat and recovery had been a complete disaster. Hopefully, the others did better.]

This morning the Vermilion City Gym was the target of a carefully planned aerial attack by Cobra forces. Let this be a reminder to you all that I can sssstrike anywhere at anytime. Anywhere! Without warning if I sssso choose!

[And not that he really feels like it, but there's some villainous laughter at the end of the public feed. Now to check in with the others.]

[Private Audio to Attack Volunteers]

By now your attacks should be underway, if not already finished. So I demand to know the results of them. Report in as ssssoon as you hear thissss message! And you better have succeeded!

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Hheh.

Yeah, I guess you wouldn't.

You get what I mean! I'm not wasting my time!

Then you guessssed right!

A shame ssssince you've already wasted so much of mine!

Well, too bad! You've been amusing, so I didn't hang up.

But now you're just getting boring.

[If anything, she'll let him be the one to hang up, because she wants to see if he has anything shitty to say so she can laugh at it.]

It still wouldn't be the same.

So what was it like? Any good reactions, things breaking in a really great way?

[Oh look, Cobra. Someone who's asking you to brag about your accomplishments. Just with details.]

Then if I'm boring you, go away!

[The problem is Cobra's invested too much time in this to hang up.

...and more importantly, he has nothing better to do until he gets those status reports.]

But remember thisssss, today you have made a very very dangeroussssss enemy! And like an actual Cobra, I have no problem ssstriking at anyone who offends me! Anyone!

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Remember- mongoose can dance around cobras! Habu snakes were defenseless against me!

[Aaaand with that, she hangs up.]

Oh, of course. Of course. The impact of certain attacks on construction is always a ssssight to behold!

Mission successful, sir.

[Kato will appear on the feed with a rather smug smirk on his face - he appears to be amidst dense trees...sort of like those on the border of the National Park. The occasional yell and scream explodes from behind him. Don't think he's being exposed to the elements, however - his Hydreigon is dutifully shielding him from every last raindrop.]

The fountain lies in ruins.

Understood.

What about the other attempts?

[He's fairly certain he's not going to be the only Rocket in on this.]

Wonderful! Wonderful!

[See. This is exactly what he wanted. Chaos, destruction, people getting things done despite the stupid rain. That sort of thing.]

Congratulationsssss on another job well done!

I'm sure everyone will know how those went soon enough. What I've set up is not going to go unnoticed for very long.

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Yes sir.

[He'll keep an eye out for things then.

Will that be all?

What was the best one?

Yes, that's all for now.

If I had to choose, either Hyper Beam or Explosion. Hyper Beam is quite dessstructive, but Explosion is certainly just as impressive.

[Yeahhhhhh, totally just destroyed a fountain! God, he's such a badass. Hell yeah motherfu-]

You're most welcome. It's my pleasure to be able to assist you in any way I can, Cobra.

[Provided said way involves him blowing something up. Anything else...ehhhhh. Nah.]

Have the others been as successful as me?

Understood.

[And with that, Rude switches off the gear. It's a very, very small detail, but Cobra might've noticed that Rude's replies were a hint on the slow side of things. That might have to do with the fact that he's typing with his left hand and not his right.

Injuries are really no fun at all. But it was worth the thrill of the attack.]

[Hey. That destroyed fountain's one small step for Kato, one giant leap for...whoever puts in the reconstruction bid, probably.]

Sssso far, I've heard nothing but successsss! If anyone's experienced anything to the contrary, well they've at least had the senssse to ssstay quiet about it.

[He probably didn't notice anything at all. He's sort of stupid that way.]

[Look at them, creating jobs for the local economy? Aren't they charitable~?]

Considering who it is you've got doing them, I would be very surprised if any of them fail.

[Dist, Rude, Kimblee...the mission is a guaranteed success.

Hopefully anyway.]

I'm curious, Cobra - why these targets? Refresh my memory.

As would I.

[Oh joy, now he gets to explain himself. He loves this part.]

Sssimple, they're all prominent locations sssscattered across the regions. While most of them have little to no strategic value, they're highly visited or serve some relatively important, though minor, function. By hitting all of these at once, we show at the same time, a reminder that Team Rocket can do far worse than ssssimply abscond with someone's prize Pokemon, and also, a much simpler message: that nowhere is beyond our reach.

Explosions usually are if they're big enough. What's Hyper Beam like?

Hyper Beam is an extremely powerful beam of energy! So powerful in fact, that the Pokemon that used it can't do anything afterwards until it recharges! It's the closest equivalent I've found to having a highly dessstructive laser cannon at my command!

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