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[Today was supposed to be the big day for Cobra. The day when everything went right. Certainly not the day where it rained on the morning on his attack, making it a pain to record video or take photos. And certainly not the day where his metal bird got shot out of the sky by Raichu. He was actually glad there wasn't any footage of that.

Really, it'd been a mixed bag at best. He'd done some damage, but retreat and recovery had been a complete disaster. Hopefully, the others did better.]

This morning the Vermilion City Gym was the target of a carefully planned aerial attack by Cobra forces. Let this be a reminder to you all that I can sssstrike anywhere at anytime. Anywhere! Without warning if I sssso choose!

[And not that he really feels like it, but there's some villainous laughter at the end of the public feed. Now to check in with the others.]

[Private Audio to Attack Volunteers]

By now your attacks should be underway, if not already finished. So I demand to know the results of them. Report in as ssssoon as you hear thissss message! And you better have succeeded!

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[Oh, it's this guy again.]

Actually, you can. If you fly in close enough, you get a wonderful view of the carnage!

[Yeah, he's just sort of skipping over the remark about filming.]

It still wouldn't be the same.

So what was it like? Any good reactions, things breaking in a really great way?

[Oh look, Cobra. Someone who's asking you to brag about your accomplishments. Just with details.]

Oh, of course. Of course. The impact of certain attacks on construction is always a ssssight to behold!

What was the best one?

If I had to choose, either Hyper Beam or Explosion. Hyper Beam is quite dessstructive, but Explosion is certainly just as impressive.

Explosions usually are if they're big enough. What's Hyper Beam like?

Hyper Beam is an extremely powerful beam of energy! So powerful in fact, that the Pokemon that used it can't do anything afterwards until it recharges! It's the closest equivalent I've found to having a highly dessstructive laser cannon at my command!

[He has no idea what a "laser cannon" is, but...] That sounds wrecked! What Pokémon can use it?

Arbok, Tyranitar, Gyaradosssss, others I'm sure.

[He hasn't really looked. He has a couple of Pokemon that know it, and that's good enough for Cobra.]

Next time you wreck something you should show it to everyone!

I plan to!

[Ugh, stupid rain. Stupid Gym. Stupid everything.]

It should be that giant tower in Goldenrod! Watching that thing come down would be great! If you do it right it might even crush some other buildings when it falls!

The Radio Tower?

[He's a little surprised by that suggestion. It's occurred to him sure, but Team Rocket would probably have his head for that.]

Yes. If you're going to wreck something it should be the biggest thing you can find!

I suppose I could consssider it.

[He's not. At all. Team Rocket was furious about the slot machine. Destroying HQ would probably go over even worse.]

Though there are plenty of other equally prominent targets. The Burned Tower, the Sprout Tower, and so on.

[Cobra wouldn't know anything about what it's like for an evil organization to lose their HQ, would he?]

Those would be good too! Just make sure that everyone can see it happen!

Yessss, yesss, I know that! Sssstop reminding me! You don't have to!

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