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[Today we have some lovely footage of a Bloober moving around on Cobra's desk. Luckily, he had the sense to put down some plastic sheeting before letting the Bloober move (bloob?) around on it. Otherwise, he'd be throwing a tantrum about his desk being ruined by slime.]

I am going to assume most you know what these things are, and as you may have noticed none have been spotted in the wild for a few days now.Either they are extremely rare, or there are simply none left in either region. Sssso if you were planning to catch one, finding one could prove to be an extremely difficult, if not imposssible task.

But you aren't entirely out of luck! I happen to have obtained a number of these creatures and would be more than happy to ssssell them to anyone wanting to own one.

[He caught ten of them thinking he could something with them, and so far, they don't seem to do anything he finds useful like explode or shoot lasers, so he's done with this little experiment.]

Now given that the creatures are as rare as they are, and with seemingly no eggs on the market, I think it's only fair to ssssell them for a high price. Therefore, I will accept nothing lower than P100,000 per creature.

[He pulled that number out of thin air, but hey nine or ten of them at P100,000? That's a lot of money he can waste on stupid Cobra things.]

And before any of you complain or attempt to haggle, need I remind you that if they remain unsold, I will find another use for them. Target practice, perhaps.

[And that's where the feed ends.]

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Get your hearing checked! There are no eggs on the market, and I already ssssaid as much! If anyone could have produced eggs by now, they would have!

Edited 2014-02-26 19:54 (UTC)

I heard you fine and I meant what I said. Even if they aren't any on the market, what make you think that someone can't start selling at any point in the next week or so. There isn't really a point to it, when we don't even know half of what they can do or what type they are.

Yessss, because a lack of information has ever ssstopped people from paying untold sums of money for rarities.

[He's really not seeing a problem with his scheme here at all.]

And if someone else wants to sell, then let them. It's ssstill in their best interests to buy from me if they value these creatures' well being.

No, but in this case you are trying to pass off a goo blobs rare creatures and you haven't made them anymore appealing with the exception of threating to do horrible things to them.

You do realize that people worry about all your pokemon anyway, since you are a grade A asshole.