Cobra Commander (
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2014-02-25 06:37 pm
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[Today we have some lovely footage of a Bloober moving around on Cobra's desk. Luckily, he had the sense to put down some plastic sheeting before letting the Bloober move (bloob?) around on it. Otherwise, he'd be throwing a tantrum about his desk being ruined by slime.]
I am going to assume most you know what these things are, and as you may have noticed none have been spotted in the wild for a few days now.Either they are extremely rare, or there are simply none left in either region. Sssso if you were planning to catch one, finding one could prove to be an extremely difficult, if not imposssible task.
But you aren't entirely out of luck! I happen to have obtained a number of these creatures and would be more than happy to ssssell them to anyone wanting to own one.
[He caught ten of them thinking he could something with them, and so far, they don't seem to do anything he finds useful like explode or shoot lasers, so he's done with this little experiment.]
Now given that the creatures are as rare as they are, and with seemingly no eggs on the market, I think it's only fair to ssssell them for a high price. Therefore, I will accept nothing lower than P100,000 per creature.
[He pulled that number out of thin air, but hey nine or ten of them at P100,000? That's a lot of money he can waste on stupid Cobra things.]
And before any of you complain or attempt to haggle, need I remind you that if they remain unsold, I will find another use for them. Target practice, perhaps.
[And that's where the feed ends.]
I am going to assume most you know what these things are, and as you may have noticed none have been spotted in the wild for a few days now.Either they are extremely rare, or there are simply none left in either region. Sssso if you were planning to catch one, finding one could prove to be an extremely difficult, if not imposssible task.
But you aren't entirely out of luck! I happen to have obtained a number of these creatures and would be more than happy to ssssell them to anyone wanting to own one.
[He caught ten of them thinking he could something with them, and so far, they don't seem to do anything he finds useful like explode or shoot lasers, so he's done with this little experiment.]
Now given that the creatures are as rare as they are, and with seemingly no eggs on the market, I think it's only fair to ssssell them for a high price. Therefore, I will accept nothing lower than P100,000 per creature.
[He pulled that number out of thin air, but hey nine or ten of them at P100,000? That's a lot of money he can waste on stupid Cobra things.]
And before any of you complain or attempt to haggle, need I remind you that if they remain unsold, I will find another use for them. Target practice, perhaps.
[And that's where the feed ends.]
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[Chuckle.] If you do use them as target practice, though, film it so I can watch.
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[Oh wait, this is that brat again.]
If I were to let you watch ssssuch a thing, it wouldn't be film! You'd have a front row sssseat! As the target!
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Oh, I know. And I'd like to stay far, far away from them.
Uwaaaah? Back to threatening a little girl? You're still the most pathetic of the pathetic.
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[video] oh god if they ever bump into each other...
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And considering that they're gelatinous slime blobs, there isn't much you can do to them permanently.
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[He's really not seeing a problem with his scheme here at all.]
And if someone else wants to sell, then let them. It's ssstill in their best interests to buy from me if they value these creatures' well being.
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You do realize that people worry about all your pokemon anyway, since you are a grade A asshole.
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[...Ishimaru, no.]
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In other words, if you want the remaining Bloobers, they will sssstill cost P100,000 each.
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Well, how many do you have?
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[He thought it was nine, but apparently a larger looking one was just two of them stuck together.]
So that would be P1,000,000 for all ten.
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[God, he hates you so badly right now, Cobra.]
Notify me once your selling period is over - I'll handle whatever's remaining!
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This is...wow. He almost doesn't remember how to handle this anymore. He spends years demanding money in exchange for not doing things and gets nothing and then...this. He's almost speechless.
But that moment of surprise's over with and he's back to being Cobra now.]
Then we have a deal! If these remain unsold, then you will be the first to know!
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[Not that he'd want to see them as targets for practice, but... still.]
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[Wow. He thought that would never happen.]
Have you tried selling those RageCandyBars? I bet you'd do a great job with that mission.
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Why on earth would I waste my time sssselling candy?
[Wait, has he sold candy before?]
That's pointlessss!
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