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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2014-02-25 06:37 pm

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[Today we have some lovely footage of a Bloober moving around on Cobra's desk. Luckily, he had the sense to put down some plastic sheeting before letting the Bloober move (bloob?) around on it. Otherwise, he'd be throwing a tantrum about his desk being ruined by slime.]

I am going to assume most you know what these things are, and as you may have noticed none have been spotted in the wild for a few days now.Either they are extremely rare, or there are simply none left in either region. Sssso if you were planning to catch one, finding one could prove to be an extremely difficult, if not imposssible task.

But you aren't entirely out of luck! I happen to have obtained a number of these creatures and would be more than happy to ssssell them to anyone wanting to own one.

[He caught ten of them thinking he could something with them, and so far, they don't seem to do anything he finds useful like explode or shoot lasers, so he's done with this little experiment.]

Now given that the creatures are as rare as they are, and with seemingly no eggs on the market, I think it's only fair to ssssell them for a high price. Therefore, I will accept nothing lower than P100,000 per creature.

[He pulled that number out of thin air, but hey nine or ten of them at P100,000? That's a lot of money he can waste on stupid Cobra things.]

And before any of you complain or attempt to haggle, need I remind you that if they remain unsold, I will find another use for them. Target practice, perhaps.

[And that's where the feed ends.]
konpeitoqueen: (pffft suck my dick)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-26 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Kyahahah! What moron would pay even a dime for those disgusting things?

[Chuckle.] If you do use them as target practice, though, film it so I can watch.
konpeitoqueen: (lol dumbass pig bitch)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-26 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, indeed, that brat.]

Oh, I know. And I'd like to stay far, far away from them.

Uwaaaah? Back to threatening a little girl? You're still the most pathetic of the pathetic.
konpeitoqueen: (target sighted)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-26 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. Whatever makes you sleep better at night, you pig.
konpeitoqueen: (OHOHOHOHO DIE)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-02-27 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
So you're so weak that a little girl can bother you to that point?

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2014-02-26 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You do realize that someone can just sell bloober eggs at any point, since you weren't the one that caught some. You could have just caught two and breed them so you could have made a good profit that way, but I guess you aren't thinking that far. [This is why the man probably isn't in the marketing business. ]

And considering that they're gelatinous slime blobs, there isn't much you can do to them permanently.
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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2014-02-26 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard you fine and I meant what I said. Even if they aren't any on the market, what make you think that someone can't start selling at any point in the next week or so. There isn't really a point to it, when we don't even know half of what they can do or what type they are.
killer_sweets: (I pout at you)

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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2014-02-26 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but in this case you are trying to pass off a goo blobs rare creatures and you haven't made them anymore appealing with the exception of threating to do horrible things to them.

You do realize that people worry about all your pokemon anyway, since you are a grade A asshole.

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[personal profile] ardent 2014-02-26 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
...Let me know how many of them go unpurchased.

[...Ishimaru, no.]
ardent: (And turning all against one)

[personal profile] ardent 2014-02-26 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mnnngh.]

Well, how many do you have?
ardent: (And now you steal away)

[personal profile] ardent 2014-02-26 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...I can afford it, should it come to that.

[God, he hates you so badly right now, Cobra.]

Notify me once your selling period is over - I'll handle whatever's remaining!

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[personal profile] saxsongs 2014-02-27 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
... like anyone's really going to pay that for a blob of goo.

[Not that he'd want to see them as targets for practice, but... still.]
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[personal profile] saxsongs 2014-02-28 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Confident, aren't you? You'd think you'd have learned by now that not all things go like you plan.
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[personal profile] saxsongs 2014-02-28 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you just actually admit that not all your plans are successful?

[Wow. He thought that would never happen.]

Have you tried selling those RageCandyBars? I bet you'd do a great job with that mission.

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