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[Today we have some lovely footage of a Bloober moving around on Cobra's desk. Luckily, he had the sense to put down some plastic sheeting before letting the Bloober move (bloob?) around on it. Otherwise, he'd be throwing a tantrum about his desk being ruined by slime.]

I am going to assume most you know what these things are, and as you may have noticed none have been spotted in the wild for a few days now.Either they are extremely rare, or there are simply none left in either region. Sssso if you were planning to catch one, finding one could prove to be an extremely difficult, if not imposssible task.

But you aren't entirely out of luck! I happen to have obtained a number of these creatures and would be more than happy to ssssell them to anyone wanting to own one.

[He caught ten of them thinking he could something with them, and so far, they don't seem to do anything he finds useful like explode or shoot lasers, so he's done with this little experiment.]

Now given that the creatures are as rare as they are, and with seemingly no eggs on the market, I think it's only fair to ssssell them for a high price. Therefore, I will accept nothing lower than P100,000 per creature.

[He pulled that number out of thin air, but hey nine or ten of them at P100,000? That's a lot of money he can waste on stupid Cobra things.]

And before any of you complain or attempt to haggle, need I remind you that if they remain unsold, I will find another use for them. Target practice, perhaps.

[And that's where the feed ends.]

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Kyahahah! What moron would pay even a dime for those disgusting things?

[Chuckle.] If you do use them as target practice, though, film it so I can watch.

You do realize that someone can just sell bloober eggs at any point, since you weren't the one that caught some. You could have just caught two and breed them so you could have made a good profit that way, but I guess you aren't thinking that far. [This is why the man probably isn't in the marketing business. ]

And considering that they're gelatinous slime blobs, there isn't much you can do to them permanently.

...Let me know how many of them go unpurchased.

[...Ishimaru, no.]

... like anyone's really going to pay that for a blob of goo.

[Not that he'd want to see them as targets for practice, but... still.]

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