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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No! No! No! No! No!

[...that sure is Cobra Commander throwing a fit in what appears to be Azalea Town. Apparently he's not happy everything's back to normal now.]

I don't care if thissss happens all the time, this is unacceptable! Completely unacceptable! I want my command center back and I want it back now! I dissstinctly remember having one!

[ He remembers a building and pushing buttons. Something may have been launched. That's about it. He doesn't even remember where it was, which leads to his next demand.]

And directions to where it is! Because it certainly wasn't in thissss miserable place!

[Yup, for the record, he still hates Azalea Town. In fact...]

If anything, ssssomeone should raze thisss stupid town to the ground and replace it with something useful!

[He's not going to do that today though. No, instead he's probably going to fly out of here right away and go somewhere that doesn't inspire him to cause new acts of stupidity.]

Comments

[doitrockapella]

Have you considered filing a missing persons report?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Don't be ridiculousssss! It's a building not a person!

[doitrockapella]

A report of a theft, then.

If something of yours has gone missing, you have that right, don't you?

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

As if anyone would bother tracking down ssssomething stolen from me! Besides what would I even sssay? Hello, I'd like to report a disappearing building last sssseen at I don't even know where?! I'd sound like an idiot!

[doitrockapella]

The justice system is supposed to be for everyone.

Regardless, I'm sorry you lost your building. As things go, that's a particularly unfortunate one to misplace.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

It is unfortunate! It's the mossst unfortunate thing to happen to me eve-


[...no he can't even admit that one.]

In quite sssssome time!

[There.]

[doitrockapella]

I'd offer to send you a fruit basket in condolence but I don't think that would go a very long way toward consoling you.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You're right! It wouldn't! What would console me is finding my losssst property!

[doitrockapella]

Well, if I see it around I'll be sure to let you know.

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

As much as I'd like to believe someone will find, I ssssincerely doubt that will happen!

[Stupid fourth wall.]