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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2015-01-14 11:00 am

97 | Video | Backdated to the 13th!

[There's a bit of a change from his last few broadcasts since Cobra Commander's not out blowing stuff up again today. No, he's just sitting in one of those miscellaneous office rooms he tends to broadcast from when he's not out causing problems for everyone.

Of course that doesn't mean he's can't cause problems from here because well, that's his intention for today.]

For the past few months, I have been tesssting a project that I have sworn is unlike anything else that has been developed in thissss world before! And some of you have chosen to make a mockery of my geniusssss. Those of you who have done ssso have chosen poorly.

[Because today's finally the day he's going to attack right?]

Because two weeks from today, there will be no more demonstrations. Two weeks from today, I will use my invention to attack a target of my choosing! And you will all be completely incapable of doing anything about it!

[...oh, apparently he's going to drag this out a bit longer.]

In one week's time I will announce my demands and the target I have ssselected. Feel free to sssspend the next week or so dwelling on what they could be or the missssguided notion that you can sssstop me!

[And the feed ends after way too much evil laughter from Cobra.]

{OOC: Still taking signups for people to shoot him down if anyone's interested!}
twinsanity: (Behind my smile is my IQ)


[personal profile] twinsanity 2015-01-15 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god.]

You know, if you actually pull this off you may have managed to change my initial opinion of you entirely. And really, even if you don't, the suspense is managing to be entertaining enough for now.
twinsanity: (Not with the likes of you)


[personal profile] twinsanity 2015-01-17 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[...yes it is, good lord, sir, what is your damage.]

If it's any consolation whatsoever, I hold that opinion towards just about everyone until they've proven otherwise.
twinsanity: (Don't underestimate me boy)


[personal profile] twinsanity 2015-01-18 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Bluntly put? Almost always.

[...okay look being a genetically engineered genius is hard sometimes]
twinsanity: (Behind my smile is my IQ)


[personal profile] twinsanity 2015-01-18 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Then you'll have no problem proving me wrong, I assume?

[...did...did we just talk that around in a circle...]
twinsanity: (Not with the likes of you)


[personal profile] twinsanity 2015-01-18 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you waiting so long before you do it? Morbid curiosity compels me to ask.
katostrophic: (Default)

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[personal profile] katostrophic 2015-01-15 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
Good to see you're in fine spirits, sir. Dist and I have been working on that machine you requested of him.

[-and it's one of the stupider things they've built recently, which is saying something-]

It's coming along nicely.
katostrophic: (HMM ☢  we're young and we're bored)

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[personal profile] katostrophic 2015-01-17 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
['Stupid' is definitely the word of the day...but hell, at least it's a fun thing to build, if not overly practical.]

I must admit, I'm a little curious; have you decided upon the location where you're going to use it?
katostrophic: (CHILL ☢ we get what we want)

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[personal profile] katostrophic 2015-01-18 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Route 46, sir?

[...hmmmm....if memory serves, that's near both New Bark and Cherrygrove...what an odd choice of location.]

I'll ensure the message is passed on to Dist. Is there anything else you'd like to add to the machine, while we're talking?
katostrophic: (HEH ☢ it's time to lose your mind)

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[personal profile] katostrophic 2015-01-19 11:04 am (UTC)(link)


...what about some bombs?


can we add some bombs

bombs make everything better]
katostrophic: (SMIRK ☢ this place's about to blow)

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[personal profile] katostrophic 2015-01-20 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
[But what if it was just a LITTLE bomb-


...okay, okay, he'll stop...]

Suit yourself, sir. I'm sure you'll be able to have quite a bit of fun with it, regardless.

[And he's going to enjoy watching you do it, because this is gunna be fantastic.]
katostrophic: (SMUG ☢ we're taking control)

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[personal profile] katostrophic 2015-01-21 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
[That would be a fun argument....]

I can guarantee that you'll have an excellent time with your new toy, Cobra.

They won't know what hit them.