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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2015-01-14 11:00 am
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2015-01-14 11:00 am
97 | Video | Backdated to the 13th!
[There's a bit of a change from his last few broadcasts since Cobra Commander's not out blowing stuff up again today. No, he's just sitting in one of those miscellaneous office rooms he tends to broadcast from when he's not out causing problems for everyone.
Of course that doesn't mean he's can't cause problems from here because well, that's his intention for today.]
For the past few months, I have been tesssting a project that I have sworn is unlike anything else that has been developed in thissss world before! And some of you have chosen to make a mockery of my geniusssss. Those of you who have done ssso have chosen poorly.
[Because today's finally the day he's going to attack right?]
Because two weeks from today, there will be no more demonstrations. Two weeks from today, I will use my invention to attack a target of my choosing! And you will all be completely incapable of doing anything about it!
[...oh, apparently he's going to drag this out a bit longer.]
In one week's time I will announce my demands and the target I have ssselected. Feel free to sssspend the next week or so dwelling on what they could be or the missssguided notion that you can sssstop me!
[And the feed ends after way too much evil laughter from Cobra.]
{OOC: Still taking signups for people to shoot him down if anyone's interested!}
Of course that doesn't mean he's can't cause problems from here because well, that's his intention for today.]
For the past few months, I have been tesssting a project that I have sworn is unlike anything else that has been developed in thissss world before! And some of you have chosen to make a mockery of my geniusssss. Those of you who have done ssso have chosen poorly.
[Because today's finally the day he's going to attack right?]
Because two weeks from today, there will be no more demonstrations. Two weeks from today, I will use my invention to attack a target of my choosing! And you will all be completely incapable of doing anything about it!
[...oh, apparently he's going to drag this out a bit longer.]
In one week's time I will announce my demands and the target I have ssselected. Feel free to sssspend the next week or so dwelling on what they could be or the missssguided notion that you can sssstop me!
[And the feed ends after way too much evil laughter from Cobra.]
{OOC: Still taking signups for people to shoot him down if anyone's interested!}
[video]
You know, if you actually pull this off you may have managed to change my initial opinion of you entirely. And really, even if you don't, the suspense is managing to be entertaining enough for now.
[video]
[...that whole opinions thing might be a sore spot for him.]
[video]
If it's any consolation whatsoever, I hold that opinion towards just about everyone until they've proven otherwise.
[video]
And how often does that initial assesssssment prove correct?
[video]
[...okay look being a genetically engineered genius is hard sometimes]
[video]
That's because mossst people are complete idiots. I, however, am not!
[video]
[...did...did we just talk that around in a circle...]
[video]
[They sure did go in a circle. They sure did.]
[video]
[Private Video]
If it were entirely up to me, I would have done it months ago, but obtaining the correct Pokemon and training them took up far too much time, and putting the device together is also incredibly time conssssuming.
[Which is why he put Dist and Kato and all them to do it.]
Were this my world, I could've carried out the attack within the ssssame week I finalized my plans. Here, these things unfortunately take far longer to accomplish.
[Rocket Video]
[-and it's one of the stupider things they've built recently, which is saying something-]
It's coming along nicely.
[Rocket Video]
[Stupid as it may be, he's still really excited about this particularly stupid plan of his.]
[Rocket Video]
I must admit, I'm a little curious; have you decided upon the location where you're going to use it?
[Rocket Video]
[Rocket Video]
[...hmmmm....if memory serves, that's near both New Bark and Cherrygrove...what an odd choice of location.]
I'll ensure the message is passed on to Dist. Is there anything else you'd like to add to the machine, while we're talking?
[Rocket Video]
[Rocket Video]
...]
...what about some bombs?
[...
can we add some bombs
bombs make everything better]
[Rocket Video]
No, not thissss time. Next time, perhaps.
[Rocket Video]
...
...okay, okay, he'll stop...]
Suit yourself, sir. I'm sure you'll be able to have quite a bit of fun with it, regardless.
[And he's going to enjoy watching you do it, because this is gunna be fantastic.]
[Rocket Video]
[And it wasn't him, so you or Dist would get blamed, Kato.]
[Rocket Video]
I can guarantee that you'll have an excellent time with your new toy, Cobra.
They won't know what hit them.
[Rocket Video]
[And he's just going to laugh like an idiot now.]