cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 97 | Video

[There's a bit of a change from his last few broadcasts since Cobra Commander's not out blowing stuff up again today. No, he's just sitting in one of those miscellaneous office rooms he tends to broadcast from when he's not out causing problems for everyone.

Of course that doesn't mean he's can't cause problems from here because well, that's his intention for today.]

For the past few months, I have been tesssting a project that I have sworn is unlike anything else that has been developed in thissss world before! And some of you have chosen to make a mockery of my geniusssss. Those of you who have done ssso have chosen poorly.

[Because today's finally the day he's going to attack right?]

Because two weeks from today, there will be no more demonstrations. Two weeks from today, I will use my invention to attack a target of my choosing! And you will all be completely incapable of doing anything about it!

[...oh, apparently he's going to drag this out a bit longer.]

In one week's time I will announce my demands and the target I have ssselected. Feel free to sssspend the next week or so dwelling on what they could be or the missssguided notion that you can sssstop me!

[And the feed ends after way too much evil laughter from Cobra.]

{OOC: Still taking signups for people to shoot him down if anyone's interested!}

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[Oh my god.]

You know, if you actually pull this off you may have managed to change my initial opinion of you entirely. And really, even if you don't, the suspense is managing to be entertaining enough for now.

That's the entire point of anything I do! To change opinions! Esssspecially this opinion that I am some sort of bumbling idiot and not a force to be reckoned with!

[...that whole opinions thing might be a sore spot for him.]

[...yes it is, good lord, sir, what is your damage.]

If it's any consolation whatsoever, I hold that opinion towards just about everyone until they've proven otherwise.

[His damage is that nobody takes him seriously for some unfathomable reason.]

And how often does that initial assesssssment prove correct?

Bluntly put? Almost always.

[...okay look being a genetically engineered genius is hard sometimes]

[...okay, he can't actually argue with that.]

That's because mossst people are complete idiots. I, however, am not!

Then you'll have no problem proving me wrong, I assume?

[...did...did we just talk that around in a circle...]

Of course I'll have no problem proving you wrong! Or anyone! I'm going to completely disssspel that notion forever!

[They sure did go in a circle. They sure did.]

Why are you waiting so long before you do it? Morbid curiosity compels me to ask.

[Okay, he'll actually lock this down now.]

If it were entirely up to me, I would have done it months ago, but obtaining the correct Pokemon and training them took up far too much time, and putting the device together is also incredibly time conssssuming.

[Which is why he put Dist and Kato and all them to do it.]

Were this my world, I could've carried out the attack within the ssssame week I finalized my plans. Here, these things unfortunately take far longer to accomplish.

Good to see you're in fine spirits, sir. Dist and I have been working on that machine you requested of him.

[-and it's one of the stupider things they've built recently, which is saying something-]

It's coming along nicely.

Excellent news! Excellent! I can't wait to sssssee the finished product!

[Stupid as it may be, he's still really excited about this particularly stupid plan of his.]

['Stupid' is definitely the word of the day...but hell, at least it's a fun thing to build, if not overly practical.]

I must admit, I'm a little curious; have you decided upon the location where you're going to use it?

I'm ssstill trying to decide that. But when you're finished, conceal it on Route 46. No one should find it there, and that should be within sssstriking distance of whatever I choose.

Route 46, sir?

[...hmmmm....if memory serves, that's near both New Bark and Cherrygrove...what an odd choice of location.]

I'll ensure the message is passed on to Dist. Is there anything else you'd like to add to the machine, while we're talking?

Yessss Route 46, and no, I don't want anything else added! I already told Disssst that I wanted it to be exactly what I asked for and nothing more!

[...

...]

...what about some bombs?

[...

can we add some bombs

bombs make everything better]

[Okay, he's actually going to consider that for a moment. Bombs sound much more practical than that escape hatch Dist wanted added.]

No, not thissss time. Next time, perhaps.

[But what if it was just a LITTLE bomb-

...

...okay, okay, he'll stop...]

Suit yourself, sir. I'm sure you'll be able to have quite a bit of fun with it, regardless.

[And he's going to enjoy watching you do it, because this is gunna be fantastic.]

I should certainly hope so. If I can't enjoy unleashing a flying fortresssss of terror upon an unsuspecting populace, then ssssomeone has clearly made a misstake.

[And it wasn't him, so you or Dist would get blamed, Kato.]

[That would be a fun argument....]

I can guarantee that you'll have an excellent time with your new toy, Cobra.

They won't know what hit them.

Oh, I dissssagree. By the time it's over, they'll know exactly what hit them! And they'll never forget it!

[And he's just going to laugh like an idiot now.]

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